What did you think Gibbo? So far I'm not convinced.
Just blew my top with my neighbour. Oops.
Cleaned the cars, they were outside so saw me doing it.
They then proceeded to throw a load of bread out.
I asked them if they were taking the ****. They didn't get it. I pointed out bread attracts birds. We live near the sea. The birds round here are flipping massive gulls. Gulls crap everywhere. This explanation involved much venom on my part.
Naturally living next to the sea the bread attracts seagulls as predicted which proceed to crap all over the 2 newly washed cars as predicted.
I wouldn't say one needs to be a car person, I'd say it's common sense. All it requires is not being a complete dumb ****.
Also...if you want to feed them (fair enough) why not put it out in your back garden?
My mum feeds the birds in our garden, suffice to say if you were her neighbour and called her a dumb **** it wouldn't go down very well.![]()
Go buy some acid.
Pour on their cars.
That's basically what they just did
And are those birds the size of small helicopters that drop nuclear bombs? If so she'd find herself on the receiving end of one of these...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...geons-seagulls-soiled-neighbours-washing.html
They're aerial vermin. Not delightful little song birds.
We get pretty much everything: thrushes, pigeons, crows etc. Used to annoy me when I lived at home so I can definitely sympathise but if I was ever to broach the subject with a neighbour I'd be doing it in a very polite, "sorry to be awkward" kind of way.
[TW]Fox;30357473 said:No it's not, what a silly thing to say.
Bird poo eats paint. Just like acid![]()
[TW]Fox;30357757 said:Your suggestion is malicious damage, feeding birds is just annoying but well intentioned.