Love how you pick out some places in the UK that, let's be honest, if you were trying to think of places that aren't so great (Birmingham, I'm looking at you for example) but for Switzerland, it's all about knowing the right people?! I don't think you've structured your argument too well...
Since I became a cyclist 4 years ago, my view of the UK has changed. We have such beautiful countryside with some fantastic little villages that you just don't see much of if you live in/only visit big cities.
As a cyclist you probably wear lycra, cycle 3 abreast and shave your legs so your opinion is not valid I'm afraid.
Switzerland even for the people that don't know the right people is still beautiful and safe. Maybe it's not violent enough which it's why it's claimed as boring....