What is in my garden?

roysters · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:24

Giant mutant killer hedgehog?

JodieO · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:30

Very odd, I'd have to go and see what it was though or I wouldn't be able to sleep!

roysters · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:35

Have you tried putting some food out for it? See if it's curious.

Or how about a sacrifice... a cow maybe.

JaffaJedi · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:42

I dont really want to put food out as it would encourage it to stay

The field on the other side of our house has had sheep put in it today, so If I see any missing/dead then, whatever it is has big teeth

RobH · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:48

You haven't heard something like two stones hitting each other as well have you?

JodieO · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:49

Stovies said:
I dont really want to put food out as it would encourage it to stay

The field on the other side of our house has had sheep put in it today, so If I see any missing/dead then, whatever it is has big teeth

Go have a look

JaffaJedi · 26 Nov 2007 at 22:53

Nope no stone noises

My zillion candle torch is bust and the spare torch is a loaned spiderman useless thing. Otherwise I would take a closer look, but the slope is really steep and its wet out there

RobH · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:00

Sorry, this made me laugh:

Roberta · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:04

RobH said:
Sorry, this made me laugh:

Explains the heavy breathing.

Deep · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:05

basmic said:
You couldn't have chosen a better picture, TBH.

i lol'd hard when i posted that

AndyOcUK · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:05

Plan A.........

Plan B.........

roysters · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:08

or combine both plans...

Shoot, Strafe, Run

Damien. · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:08

I found out what your problem is.

Mr Jack · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:14

Amp34 said:
Having said that I am willing to bet when you eventually see it it'll be around 9 inches long and covered in spikes, it sounds just like a Hedgehog.

Horny Hedgehogs, my first thought too. They make the weirdest (and loudest!) noises when they're going a-courting.

Jingo... · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:17

I'm hooked on this thread!! I must know what... it ... is!!

I vote the night vision scope rather than the nuking option... depending what you see will decide whether you take the rifle out

aix0 · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:23

Cupra said:
the boogie man?

?

Roberta · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:24

Damn I love this thread.

Damien. · 26 Nov 2007 at 23:30

Im telling you its tree beard whacking off !

Baplad · 27 Nov 2007 at 01:07

its some sort of animal sleeping

agw_01 · 27 Nov 2007 at 02:03

Sounds like a fox or dog or something having a sniff around.

Pretty freaky though. Go and poke it