Story 1.
Me and some friends did a sayonce once. Got to the part about contacting the dead
"If you are here Spirit, give us a sign..."
Then the phone rang to tell us our food delivery was on its way.....
Turns out the ghosts like Chinese food too
Story 2.
Last year my parents went away on holiday for a whole week, I was left on my own in the house, told me girlfriend to come over
NOT because I'm afraid of the dark, but because it's nice to have time alone with her, so she came round, we got chinese food, watched films all night etc.. etc...
It's 2am, we're both asleep in bed, suddenly the burglar alarm goes off (its never set overnight because just getting up to go to the toilet would set it off) I hit the roof, grab my dads fishing knife (I always sleep with it in my room when they're away) cautiously go downstairs, turn off the alarm, put all the lights on in the house and do a sweep on the whole house, garden included and found nothing.
See, ghosts
DO like Chinese food
The creepiest thing ever? Not sure, but this right here, creeped the cr@p out of me more than anything else in recent memory when I read it yesterday:
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue
EDIT: Just remember to keep scrolling down to the end like any other web comic.
I HATE YOU! proper crapped myself!
Story 3.
My dog wakes up randomly in the middle of the night barking, I think she has nightmares or something, every single time it scares the crap out of me.
Story 4.
Other day I was on my way to work, it's 5am, I leave the house, jump in my car, turn the lights and reverse off the drive. As I turn the car around the lights shine at the field at the bottom of the road. The light catches something in the field.......
At first my mind goes "It's someone walking their dog, no wait.... nobody on this streets gets up before me...."
"Maybe it's a cow or a horse.... as the farmer sometimes puts them in that field......"
I drive closer to the gate.....put my main beams on, expecting to see Jason Voorhees or Michael staring back at me.....
It was a cat sat on the fence
Story 5.
I was up late one night, watching TV (porn actually) started to rub one out, suddenly there was a loud knock on the livingroom window, it was a (pretty hot) girl who lived on our street. Scared me so much I actually finished lol
To this day we both just say "that time you scared me when I was 'watching TV' " What I wanted to ask her was A) Did she like what she saw and B) How long had she been standing there
Why does the glass move then? Not every Ouija board will have someone pushing the glass.
Some of the outcomes are unexplainable!
Crop circles mate, every Ouija board ever done has had a hoaxer in the group fact.