What the hell is this? (Small animal)

You could always put a long but thin stick up its bottom and use it to gather the fine dust that collects on top of wardrobes.
 
Why'd your dad even pick it up, random obsession with collecting stuff?

Take it back to a garden/where you found it.

Exactly. Even if it looked ill, that's the circle of life.
At least you can rest assured you have caused more harm than good. :)
 
FAKE, no picture of it with bread on its head :D

Cute as french connection UK, but definately get it back to some undergrowth where it was found asap. It's not a gremlincatmouse pet.
 
Is that an answer to 'What is it' or the answer to 'What should i feed it'.

I think it's an answer to "who's anus should I stuff it in?". Highly irrelevant considering that wasn't the initial question.

Poor little bugger, put him in a field or something and let him go about his little life. Bless.
 
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