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Chris Wilson thinks they only exist in Tunisia
Chris Wilson HOPED they only existed in Tunisia
What's your take on bidets/bum sprays?
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Chris Wilson HOPED they only existed in Tunisia
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My nans house had 3 bidets, I used to go round their specifically for a poo just to use one. Clean bum is definitely the way to go. I use those Andrex Washlets at home or the shower head. No one wants a ****** bum with dried poo particles on it.
They are called winnets, please use the correct language
Chubnuts surely.
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Soldato
Klingons on the starboard bow surely?
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On the subject of bidets. On holiday at the moment and needed a wee in the night. I don’t put the light on as I can’t get back to sleep. Sat down on and realised I was doing it in the bidet as soon as I started! Fortunately switching on the tap covered the area. Another fortunately - at least it wasn’t a poo!
I bet im not the only one that has used the bidet as a loo!
I bet im not the only one that has used the bidet as a loo!
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Worst "hey guys I'm a girl" post ever.
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Er.. I think not!
Why is their hot water temp so cold. I thought 55-60c was recommended to kill legionella
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Yes, good point
Mains fed combi boiler.
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Worst "hey guys I'm a girl" post ever.
For at least the last 20 years out of respect of women and listening to their moaning about males using toilets, any house I'm in where a female uses a toilet I will sit down.
Blokes are subhuman when it comes to wee'ing and I can't count how many times I've walked into a bog and seen a urine mess.
Got to admit the worst one was last week in the Isle of Wight, walked into a pub cubicle to be greeted by a toilet seat completely covered in pee and pee covering the floor, I saw the bloke who walked out of it staggering drunk.
We stopped at the coach depot and I'm jigging up and down wanting the loo, old bloke walks out, I enter and says "Bloody hell mate you could have lifted the seat, I've got to sit on that".
Animals.
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Indeed, I do that most of the time and particularly if it's first thing in the morning.
One thing I find awkward is when I enter the toilet at work, a single toilet for a fair few men and women to use, and there's a mess on the seat. Yes, just great... If I walk out after doing my business and someone walks straight in after me then they'll think I did that.
Oh, and random question - could you imagine a scenario where your female partner thought it was acceptable for her to fart on your face when you're asleep?
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All People are animals -My second job was a assistant to school caretaker and the state of the toilets was unmentionable - seems not many change when they grow up.
Not seen it in person but was sent pic of a far eastern lady who squatted on pan and it broke - the remaining bit of pan sticking up had almost cut through one of her legs.
Not seen it in person but was sent pic of a far eastern lady who squatted on pan and it broke - the remaining bit of pan sticking up had almost cut through one of her legs.
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I can’t use those squat toilets, even when bursting. Even went to a brand new service station opened in France a year before. Squat toilets . Yet the disabled toilet was a ‘proper’ toilet. Mum and I used it.
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A colleague worked for a hotel chain as a cleaner. Hotel was used on contract for road maintenance workers doing work a couple of miles away. They smeared poo all over ceiling, both in bedroom and bathroom. Used the bed sheets to wipe their bums. Wee over the floor. Manager banned the contractors from using the hotel and informed the area manager and he banned the contractors to use their hotels within 20 miles.
Don’t know what makes people do this.
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One of the cleaners came in late and apologised saying her and a friend had spent 3 hours cleaning an A&E toilet.
Some woman had stood on the seat, squatted down and proceeded to pebble dash all over the place.
There was a 'fly on the wall' documentary about toilet cleaners in London and they were unanimous that womens toilets were the worse.
In the building I work in at the hospital women would regularly walk into our section shouting "Oh my god, dirty ******, snot or poo all over the walls"
If there were 70 people in that building around 60 would be women and all Professionals so it doesn't make sense.
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There’s someone at work who doesn’t flush after doing a poo Some colleagues have seen the result. We need to find out who it is by working out when they were in.
I knew the concept of flushing the toilet after using it aged 3
I knew the concept of flushing the toilet after using it aged 3