What's your take on bidets/bum sprays?

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If I'd seen one of those in someone's bathroom I'd have assumed it was for spraying the potted plants in case of infestations...

Just imagine getting stopped at airport customs and the officer asks its purpose and you have to ask for a pen and paper to explain with any decorum at all. This thread sure is an eye opener to an old fella' ;)
 
Dis86 said:
It's on par with a friend of mine. Totally normal gent until he got married. I was invited for dinner one evening to be greeted by him and his wife washing the potatoes and carrots in anti-bacterial soap.
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I can understand the carrots as they are the right size and strength, unlike say cucumbers (too big) or bananas (too soft). Potatoes though :eek:
 
tenofspades said:
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I bought one of these for my post partum wife. It was never used and I tucked it behind the water cylinder for long-term storage. Cue moving out the other week and we were like WTF is this, a plant feeder?

Chris Wilson said:
If I'd seen one of those in someone's bathroom I'd have assumed it was for spraying the potted plants in case of infestations...

Just imagine getting stopped at airport customs and the officer asks its purpose and you have to ask for a pen and paper to explain with any decorum at all. This thread sure is an eye opener to an old fella' ;)
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Great minds :cry: :cry:
 
Lima said:
How do you do that in work or other public toilet though? There isn’t a water tap for you to wet the paper or a liquid soap dispenser in the cubicle. Do you walk in, go in a cubicle, roll off handfuls of paper, take it to the sink and wet and soap it up, then bring it into the bog with you sitting on your lap while you poo!?

I consider myself a very clean person but reading stuff like this is truly wtf kind of material.
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Some places now have toilet cubicles with hand basins in there. No other basins.
 
A former colleague said to me once that she only goes for a poo at home. She has even been on holiday without doing one!

Once you had bowel problems, like me (10 bowel polyps removed earlier this year) you have to go when needed
 
Just because you have a bidet doesn't mean you are incapable of going to the loo in public toilets. It just makes it more agréable at home.
 
Speaking of dropping the kids off at the pool. Went earlier and it was huge, like a couple of Kong's fingers, but dropped out cleanly and only required a cursory wipe. Not often you get pleasantly surprised by a dump, but today was one of those days.
 
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