Why are YOU single?

LOL, i signed up to plenty of fish like 6 months ago, not a message from anyone, and the few that i have sent messages to, never returned a response.


Post you're profile in the internet dating thread and have Malc30 edit it. You'll be swamped in so much pussy you'll drown from the cum alone :p
 
Bad spots, had long hair combined with recently receding hairline. Not been successful as of late.

Hair all shaved off, spots going completely thanks to medication. Maybe they will talk to me again like they did before I started looking like a greasy pizza-face as of late.


It's a personal choice you know - either look appealing, or don't.

how old are you mate

Cause from your description I've seen much worse get off with insanely hot lases based purely o their confidence.
 
Confidence is the key. If you can walk upto a lass, make them laugh, talk and feel comfortable then your in. Simple as that really.
 
Post you're profile in the internet dating thread and have Malc30 edit it. You'll be swamped in so much pussy you'll drown from the cum alone :p

LOL, that actually made me laugh out loud lol

I don't mean to sound big headed but sometimes I do wonder why am i single (it's not like i want to be) ? (besides that i work at lot)

Is it because i am scared of talking to woman? No, in fact i find that quite easy. I treat them well (the ones that i dated). I often see these men who treats their gf like crap and i think to myself, what's she doing with him? Is it because I am thick? I don't think so.......(aside from the HL2 incident :p ). I have a job/career, i am not disable. I am a little on the overweight side but i am not the size of a house or anywhere near, nothing a good diet and some exercise for 6 months won't fix. I speak 3 languages, I am not a criminal or have a record, I don't smell either (/me sniff armpit). May be i am thinking too deep into this, and i really need to hit the hay now anyway.
 
But what about all the uggo's with bf's/gf's?

Well it's different when considering girls getting blokes, because lets be honest there's enough desperate guys out their that'd end up dating a mingster (I think there's a few in this thread).

Girls with fugly BF's is confusing, but it's an anomoly. A bit like how a retard like Brown can end up running the country
 
LOL, that actually made me laugh out loud lol

I don't mean to sound big headed but sometimes I do wonder why am i single (it's not like i want to be) ? (besides that i work at lot)

Is it because i am scared of talking to woman? No, in fact i find that quite easy. I treat them well (the ones that i dated). I often see these men who treats their gf like crap and i think to myself, what's she doing with him? Is it because I am thick? I don't think so.......(aside from the HL2 incident :p ). I have a job/career, i am not disable. I am a little on the overweight side but i am not the size of a house or anywhere near, nothing a good diet and some exercise for 6 months won't fix. I speak 3 languages, I am not a criminal or have a record, I don't smell either (/me sniff armpit). May be i am thinking too deep into this, and i really need to hit the hay now anyway.

This is where you are going wrong. Women seem to prefer men who have been inside for 5 years, are drug dealers, wife beaters and guys who cheat.
 
Girls with fugly BF's is confusing, but it's an anomoly. A bit like how a retard like Brown can end up running the country

I know a pair that comes to my parent's place, its a skinny blonde with a great figure with a guy that's hairy, short, rude, fat and from what i can see in the few minutes in the shop, he doesn't treat her that well. Especially when he's had a drink. He's also at least 5+ years older than her.
 
I know a pair that comes to my parent's place, its a skinny blonde with a great figure with a guy that's hair, short, rude, fat and from what i can see in the few minutes in the shop, he doesn't treat her that well. Especially when he's had a drink. He's also at least 5+ years older than her.

£££££££ ?? Saftey? Security? Mental?
 
Don't be such a tit then. Put your conciseness in your pocket and go for it.#


learn by failing, the true scientific way :D

I was fine before, no problems there - I think it's just a recent bout of eugh-not-so-healthy-looking! People have been saying I look much better now I shaved off my hair (even strangers down the pub, which is sort of nice oO)

Posted pics in Post your Pics thread, you'll see what I mean there
 
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I know a pair that comes to my parent's place, its a skinny blonde with a great figure with a guy that's hairy, short, rude, fat and from what i can see in the few minutes in the shop, he doesn't treat her that well. Especially when he's had a drink. He's also at least 5+ years older than her.

It's a hard thing to understand I think. On average I certainly think girls are much better than us at finding someone that might not be the best looking thing but is a nice person. But I really think a sense of excitement is key for the younger ones, even older ones that haven't gone to uni.

Sometimes I think a lot of internet geeks think that being the nice guy is the right path, which in a way is right, but if your too straight laced then where's the fun. It's the same for us too, a girl that's just too "prim" isn't great. It's like pulling a girl in a club then finding her tatoo, it's a bit of a "hey that's pretty cool!" moment.

Like everything there is a balance,.
 
I know a pair that comes to my parent's place, its a skinny blonde with a great figure with a guy that's hairy, short, rude, fat and from what i can see in the few minutes in the shop, he doesn't treat her that well. Especially when he's had a drink. He's also at least 5+ years older than her.

Is she a hooker?

Or is he loaded?

Anyone on here ever been with an escort?
 
Also, I'm a real snob when it comes to intellect.

If I see spelling like that in a message, or text speak, it gets deleted, no matter how great the guy sounds. I know its stupid, but alas, I can't change my view.

Yet another reason why tisonlyme is a single lady :(

I don't blame you tbh, I do exactly the same. A friend of mine sends me messages or text messages without vowels, I swear. "Hy r u alryt, wts up @ mo im tlkn on fcebk 2 ppl i dno lol!" <- THAT seriously annoys me, and takes me about an hour to understand. People who have profiles like this on facebook, PoF or whatever do my head in, it's just so confusing :(
 
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