Soldato
He's in!
And I might not be in this thread for much longer.... woot!
You mean in relation to the thread you asked advice with?
Why are YOU single?
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You mean in relation to the thread you asked advice with?
I have come up with the answer to this, I can approach girls and am not a bad looking guy and suck at relationships. Girls tend to go for the bad boy image and most love CHAVS, yes thats right chavs, i ******* hate chavs. But its true. FIT BIRDS GO OUT WITH CHAVS. Therefor were stuck with mingers lol
Soldato
No, chav girls like chavs and annoying little scene girls like "bad boys".
Soldato
Isn't there a spider (or something like that) that fakes a limp so as to get close to the females without being eaten and mate with them?
I like the strategy.
The Siberian Hunting Spider!
"... but in my dreams i can fly i'm the greatest spider in town!"
Soldato
Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which has actually got a limp, and is as such, completely harmless, and is really rather bitter about the whole thing.
Soldato
According to a lot of my mates it's because I'm too nice for my own good.
Personally I think It's because I'm an Ugly ***
Personally I think It's because I'm an Ugly ***
Soldato
Ah you're right... it was he who sang the song.
Never the less, no spider singing. I'm pointing to the sign on the wall, a spider with a line through it.
Never the less, no spider singing. I'm pointing to the sign on the wall, a spider with a line through it.
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I hate that. Most of the girls in my school go for guys who are complete jerks. A friend once told me "The nice guy finishes last"
Soldato
"The nice guy finishes last"
Indeed although I still feel it's down to the fact I'm an Ugly ***
Soldato
Much better than finishing first.
Seriously though, being nice may mean you don't get loads of girls, but normally means the ones you do get are decent ones...from my experience anyway.
Not as ugly as a large amount of OcUKers.
Soldato
Yeah, most girls I know don't realise that I like them...everyone else around them spots it, just they don't...and when I tell them they normally go down the 'I only want to be friends' line of things.
Soldato
its the excuse people who do things by half and get all worried and nervous use isnt it.
but bum kissing wont get you anywhere, its just cringeworthy, treat them a bit mean with some banter if you want, or just go all guns blazin sweepin them off their feet.
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Seriously though, being nice may mean you don't get loads of girls, but normally means the ones you do get are decent ones...from my experience anyway.
Exactly my experience as well. Quality not quantity. The ones who want a bad guy are not worth bothering with anyway if you are after long term material.
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I'm single because in May I looked at where my life was, looked at how unhappy I was in my marriage, and decided things had to change. I'm a complete ******* too cos I told her the day before our 9th anniversary that it was definately over. Ho hum.
But in some ways... what's happened since then had just solidified my decision, makes you realise you can spend a long time with someone and still not really know them.. tbh though, she's probably thinking exactly the same about me :S
Meh, when the sparks gone, it's gone.
So... having a break for a bit, and just seeing where life takes me. Still got a year before I'm 30.. so plenty of time left
But in some ways... what's happened since then had just solidified my decision, makes you realise you can spend a long time with someone and still not really know them.. tbh though, she's probably thinking exactly the same about me :S
Meh, when the sparks gone, it's gone.
So... having a break for a bit, and just seeing where life takes me.
Still got a year before I'm 30.. so plenty of time left
Soldato
thats quite an asumption to make about everybody here..
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Nope as at least half don't know I'm married (I don't wear a ring)!
I might be...or I might have a big willy! 