Why cant i get a girlfriend?

[Lysander]

so what are the signs then? maybe im going about this the whole wrong way?

I always find that starting a sentence with "Oi oi, darling" works a treat.

 

[Red and White]

hahaha the OP has landed a fair few here

 

[neocon]

maybe you are setting your standards too high, cos there are not many fitties in this country are there, lets be honest...?

 

[Jingo...]

i see a load of hot girls all the time and i do the whole Quagmire thing "Giggity Giggity Goo"

This.

 

[rick827]

Well judging by your posts you want an intelligent, mature and interesting girl but from you're posts you sound young, a bit immature and somewhat impatient when it comes to women. You need to either admit drunk girls are for you because you're too lazy, or change your 'game' and look for a female friend 1st.

 

[Fireskull]

A girl smiling back at you does not mean she wants to take a short cut to sausagetown.

+1 they are just being polite lol

 

[jakeke]

I have 2 wanting me you can have 1 if you like

 

[hamesy]

post a pic of you

+1

 

[Cuchulain]

Relax, I've found the problem.

Occupation:
Estate Agent

HTH.

Seconded, become a traffic warden and watch your popularity soar.

Also, being an estate agent, the chances are you actually look more like John Merrick with Fred Wests personality rather than how you describe yourself.

 

[neocon]

take a trip to thailand

some chap i know just came back and he boned 20 girls while he was out there...

when he came back he road the village bicycle without protection lol

 

[Dingleberry88]

take a trip to thailand

some chap i know just came back and he boned 20 ladyboys while he was out there...

Fixed.

 

[Vasquez]

I have 2 wanting me you can have 1 if you like

just because shes fat doesn't mean you can say there is 2 of her.

 

[neocon]

Fixed.

if thats what you like?

 

[jakeke]

just because shes fat doesn't mean you can say there is 2 of her.

Not what the airline said ..

 

[Cuchulain]

take a trip to thailand

I just came back and I boned 20 ladyboys while I was out there...

Properly fixed.

 

[KittensCake]

Why so many relationship threads recently? OcUK General Discussion AKA OcUK Relationship Advice

 

[Holliday]

Stop caring about finding a girlfriend.

This way, if you get a girlfriend then awesome! If not you won't care anyway.

Win win siutation.

 

[Lysander]

take a trip to thailand

i just came back and boned 20 boys while I was out there...

when I came back I had the clap

 

[Shep_Cobain]

Maybe it's not a girl you're looking for?

You sure you're not "one of them"? Behind with the rent?

that is just a "TAXI" comment mate.

 

[Shep_Cobain]

well not straight away, you can always leave it a bit and then go back and say "I was wondering .... "

smiling at them then saying "hello how are you do you want to go out sometime" probably won't get you to far.

What tends to happen to me is i see a girl in a que in a shop and she gives me the loosk etc. But chances are ill never see her again!