Why do people buy Rustlers microwave burgers?
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Soldato
^ Sorry but I call BS with that story (not your mate getting the cancer, but how he got it).
Soldato
I ate some cod tonight, does that make me a cod or just a little bit fishy?
Yes.
Cannot tell if sarcasm or not online but if you have not heard of that old saying then I am not going to try to explain it to you.
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Soldato
What? about looking like a cod if you eat it?
If I eat a banana, I ain't a banana am I? I mean, I could be bananas I guess, but I don't exactly look like one.
If I eat a banana, I ain't a banana am I? I mean, I could be bananas I guess, but I don't exactly look like one.
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... Is this post 100% serious?
Yup
It's a true story. Your right that no one can be completely sure how people get cancer, but they termed it as a 'likely significant contributer'. He literally ate rustlers burgers for 95% of his diet.
Pfft, Buns in the toaster, Burger in the oven.
Buns are therefore not soggy as hell and eventually not rubbery as hell once cooled... and the burger is perhaps drier, but far less unfortunate.
Still the "sauce" packaged with the burgers are basically the only taste you get.
/best food ever.
Buns are therefore not soggy as hell and eventually not rubbery as hell once cooled... and the burger is perhaps drier, but far less unfortunate.
Still the "sauce" packaged with the burgers are basically the only taste you get.
/best food ever.
It is probably because of all the chemicals that are typically in meat, rather than specifically Rustlers burgers though. I expect the outcome would have been similar if he ordered McDonalds burgers every day.
There was a thread on Reddit a while back where an American was retelling the tale of a room mate that dined on nothing but pizza and started complaining his gums were bleeding regularly. OP basically asked "when was the last time you ate some fruit?" and the guy was like "Why I gotta eat fruit?" and OP was like "How the **** do you intend on getting vitamin C to prevent scurvy?". Guy thought he was getting everything his body needed through pizza and an occasional OJ.
Caporegime
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Soldato
Used to have a flatmate who'd pick up them when on offer to have as a snack whilst cooking other stuff
The eating it whilst cooking other stuff didn't make sense or toasting it?
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Yeah it's remarkable, he learned the hard way, I'll never forget meeting up with him after he got out of hospital, showed me a massive cut down the middle of his chest. He said they had to go in through the front to remove tumors basically along his spine area where lymph nodes were (something like that), and basically held most of his internal organs out the way, said his intestines felt different cuz they put them back not in the way they were (obviously correctly just folded in a different way)
Caporegime
And this was caused by a microwave burger?
[FnG]magnolia;26818811 said:
A single microwave burger. *nods*
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A single microwave burger. *nods*
In fairness it was an Aberdeen Angus though, which at 1% pure Angus beef contains approximately 1% more meat than the standard quarter pounders.
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[FnG]magnolia;26818811 said:
As I said above, they termed it a likely significant contributer.
He basically fed his body food preservatives, and whatever other chemicals are in it, everything about it is reformed food stuffs I believe?