Why do some men, in the toilets, do this?

I never use a urinal, I hate the splash back you get from them. You won't see it if you have a top on, but topless you can feel the **** slashing on your belly. So yo would be walking around all day with **** on your top.
 
Reality|Bites said:
I never use a urinal, I hate the splash back you get from them. You won't see it if you have a top on, but topless you can feel the **** slashing on your belly. So yo would be walking around all day with **** on your top.
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Ahh my boy, you angle your lovegun so it runs along the porcelain just right!
 
mame said:
Something that had made me wonder for a while,

Why do some men walk into the toilets at work or wherever, ignore the urinals and walk into a cubical and **** full bore into the toilet (door open)


That's it really. Why?
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because weird freaks like you stand there watching people pee?
 
Thorpy said:
Ahh my boy, you angle your lovegun so it runs along the porcelain just right!
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but it's like using a machine gun you don't line up and fire right, you get it roughly lined up start and adjust mid stream now you got a "tracer" line to correct by :p
 
Tefal said:
but it's like using a machine gun you don't line up and fire right, you get it roughly lined up start and adjust mid stream now you got a "tracer" line to correct by :p
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LOL

Technical **** !
 
I stand in the middle of the room and spin round,
I cover all bases that way.

Obviously I open all the cubicle doors first, don't want to go wasting any.
 
Don't have urinals in our office but in a satellite office there is a tiny gents, that basically consists of two urinals jammed right next to each other, a basin and a single trap. I have been known to urinate in the cubicle simply because I don't want somebody walking in and squeezing right up next to me at the urinals. I always lock the door though.

First time I went to glastonbury at first I hadn't realised where the urinals near our campsite were, only the traps. So I went for a pee in them a couple of times, and believe me the stench coming up from there was something best avoided!
 
Tefal said:
we're talking fine aim here like correcting the angle of attack for zero splash back not the deciding which direction to face stage.
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Normal people just point and shoot and don't imagine they're playing some form of shooter game. Still each to their own. :p
 
I guess it's different for everyone but some guys get stage fright meaning they can't pee with someone beside them. It's a psychological thing.
 
Jambo said:
I guess it's different for everyone but some guys get stage fright meaning they can't pee with someone beside them. It's a psychological thing.
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I do both, whatevers closest really.. Or if the man rule applies then back to the cubical, or wait.

:D
 
The worst people are the ones that go to the urinal, and **** full pelt making splashes every where. Guy at the train station did this to me last week and knew what he was doing.. grey trousers soaked by another mans ****..

And you ask why people go to the cubicals? I may just start doing that!
 
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