Why do some men, in the toilets, do this?

Not wanting to be in close proximity of another man's penis, technically people that use urinals are slightly more homosexual than cubicle users? Am I right? lol
 
Why do most pubs have to have 3 urinals! Such a pain in the arse.

Had a full row on Saturday night and not one of us was going, you can hear, due to some space invader! Such an awkward situation....you don't want to just button up and walk as you would seem weird but standing there with it out gets awkward.
 
Nothing worse than some dude stepping up to the urinal next to you when there are others free. Don't know why but I find this cringe-worthy in the highest degree. I'd use a cubicle if there isn't a urinal that fits the one space rule, but I always put the seat up

Walked into the ladies in a night club by accident once, styled it out with a Dr Nick "Hi everybody!" (words had left my mouth before the editor could parse them) and did the fastest U turn possible. Was a good night after that
 
BlackCoat2k10 said:
The worst people are the ones that go to the urinal, and **** full pelt making splashes every where. Guy at the train station did this to me last week and knew what he was doing.. grey trousers soaked by another mans ****..

And you ask why people go to the cubicals? I may just start doing that!
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alpha male behaviour tbh ;)
 
Surprised that this hasn't been posted yet. I do not do this by the way, but thought it was needed in this thread.

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The boys at our office got an email saying that whoever has been smearing brown substances on the toilet wall.. Must stop. Hi-larious as it's totally not the kind of place you'd ever think it would happen!

Still trying to work out who it could have been
 
Lucero said:
The new one I've started seeing is people peeing at the urinals with one hand behind their back.

"PEEING LIKE A BOSS"
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One bloke where I work stands there with his arms folded, looking down at it as he pees. Make me laugh. Or another with one hand straight up leaning against the wall.
 
I like to go into the toilets and hold my foreskin and fire it in bursts. Obviously don't hold it too long, otherwise you hit critical mass and it goes everywhere.
 
Aedus said:
I like to go into the toilets and hold my foreskin and fire it in bursts. Obviously don't hold it too long, otherwise you hit critical mass and it goes everywhere.
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see i knew something was wrong with you.
 
Is it acceptable to surf the net on your phone whilst taking a leak at a urinal? Not that I intend to refrain, just curious what the consensus is : )
 
mattyfez said:
Is it acceptable to surf the net on your phone whilst taking a leak at a urinal? Not that I intend to refrain, just curious what the consensus is : )
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Why would you surf the net on your phone while taking a leak? Do you wash your hands AND wash your phone after doing such a thing as well? How big is your bladder? How slow is your onesie?

What?
 
Depends what you're looking at.
You could always play that flash peeing game, while you're taking a whizz.
 
Privacy, generally. I used to do this, until China happened. More specifically, a beer festival where the toilet was just a trench around a room, so everyone would just squat over it staring at whoever was opposite. Now at least facing a wall in the same direction feels fairly private :p
 
mrk said:
Why would you surf the net on your phone while taking a leak? Do you wash your hands AND wash your phone after doing such a thing as well? How big is your bladder? How slow is your onesie?

What?
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one thing i don't get about hand washing is that on an average day i touch all sorts of stuff/carcinogenic stuff/with my hands/shake peoples hands etc yet my wang stays nice and clean in my underwear since the morning bath, surely it makes more sense to wash my dirty hands before touching my clean wang :o
 
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