Why do women do what they do?

malc30 said:
I got a Doris like this. :(
She messages me "What you doing" I leave a game to have a chat & she has Nowt to talk about. :mad:
I lost it last night & told her straight, It didn't go well. :o
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get her on steam then you can chat in game :p


or windowed mode and a second monitor >.>
 
Tefal said:
get her on steam then you can chat in game :p


or windowed mode and a second monitor >.>
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My Latest Lady fell out with me only last night because I chose Forza 3 over her Ramblings. :p

After ignoring the phone 3 times I answered for her to say, Malc that is Not real stop Playing games. :eek:
I replied.
"Name" My Gaming is Serious Business !!! then fell about laughing hysterically. :D
She put the phone down on me & sacked me by text. :D + :p:p:p

She'll be back. ;) + :p
 
malc30 said:
My Doris rings me & asks What are you doing Malc.
I am talking to You for ***** sake.

Then she'll hold up a Red or a Black dress, What one she says ?
The Red one i say.
What's the matter with the Black one ? I wore that last time, You never said anything. :-/

What are You doing Friday night she says.
Am knackered so gonna stay in & Game, I say.
But I wanted to go out, she says.
So ring your mates, I say.
But I want to go out with You she says. :rolleyes:

Need Food Now, I say I'm hitting Maccy D's.
Do you want owt, I say.
Nope you know I am on a diet, She says.
ARE YOU SURE ???
YES I AM SURE !!!
I get my Big Mac & fries & whilst I am eating my Mac she eats my fries.:mad:

I could go on for hours but just the smell of her or the soft touch she has completely takes my mind off her Mentals.
I Love women. :cool:
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Amen to that,

the other one i get is, just got home from work so abit stressed. i think ohh TV is rubbish ill go and play some multiplayer for abit take my mind of things.
misses come home. first thing she said is " are you going to be on that all night!" so its a question you cant answer unless i can see into the future. my response is" not really sure babe but not to long" then she will put words in my mouth " so you dont want to spend time with me then" Jedi mind tricks.
 
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malc30 said:
Well she can Damn well buy a 360 & chat to me on live can't she just like my Other mates.
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it's worse when she wants to play a multiplayer game together on the same machine, her response is "ill control the keys you shoot" pfft you will instantly get killed about 100 times, you have to tell her each damn key to press.:-/

you end up argueing cause you told her to go left and she went forward.
 
Receptionist: I can't resist! You usually move through here so quickly and I just have so many questions I want to ask you. You have no idea what your work means to me.
Melvin Udall: What does it mean to you?
Receptionist: [stands up] When somebody out there knows what it's like...
[place one hand on her forehead and the other over her heart]
Receptionist: ... to be in here.
Melvin Udall: Oh God, this is like a nightmare.
[Turns around and presses the elevator button multiple times]
Receptionist: Oh come on! Just a couple of questions. How hard is that?
[Scampers up to Melvin]
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
 
Trying not to brag... but my gf is awesome lol.

She is relaxed, laid back..
Is happy for me to go out with my mates AND come in late..
She is fine with me playing video games till the early hours and loves playing video games/listening to music or watching films.
She encourages me to spend money on the things I like..
As for the sexual activity... she initiates it.. and if she falls asleep she always tells me to wake her up :o

And to top it all of she is gorgeous.

No joke lol.. As far as life goes she is the best thing in mine by a country mile.

They're not all bad... you just need to keep looking :)
 
mac1st3 said:
it wasn't even that much of a big thing, Quantum of Solace, the ginger girl gets covered in oil, nutbag said she was glad she died cause she thought the girl was annoying, I mere;y commented saying "I didn't think she was *that* bad"! queue silence in bed..and me falling asleep >.>

though she was a strange one lol, everything I said, apparently had hidden meaning:-

"what do you want for breakfast tomorrow" = "I'm getting you up early so you can leave"

"Do you want to go out for food?" = "your cooking is aweful/I hate being with you by ourselves/I'm trying to fatten you up so I have a good reason for leaving you"

"You look pretty today" = "every other day you look like a dog walking on it's hind legs...a fat dog!"
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wow - that is extreme!

is she in a padded room yet?
 
Chandler_90 said:
Trying not to brag... but my gf is awesome lol.

She is relaxed, laid back..
Is happy for me to go out with my mates AND come in late..
She is fine with me playing video games till the early hours and loves playing video games/listening to music or watching films.
She encourages me to spend money on the things I like..
As for the sexual activity... she initiates it.. and if she falls asleep she always tells me to wake her up :o

And to top it all of she is gorgeous.

No joke lol.. As far as life goes she is the best thing in mine by a country mile.

They're not all bad... you just need to keep looking :)
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I want to stab you -_-
 
Chandler_90 said:
Trying not to brag... but my gf is awesome lol.

She is relaxed, laid back..
Is happy for me to go out with my mates AND come in late..
She is fine with me playing video games till the early hours and loves playing video games/listening to music or watching films.
She encourages me to spend money on the things I like..
As for the sexual activity... she initiates it.. and if she falls asleep she always tells me to wake her up :o

And to top it all of she is gorgeous.

No joke lol.. As far as life goes she is the best thing in mine by a country mile.

They're not all bad... you just need to keep looking :)
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Where do i buy one of these from then?
 
Chandler_90 said:
Trying not to brag... but my gf is awesome lol.

She is relaxed, laid back..
Is happy for me to go out with my mates AND come in late..
She is fine with me playing video games till the early hours and loves playing video games/listening to music or watching films.
She encourages me to spend money on the things I like..
As for the sexual activity... she initiates it.. and if she falls asleep she always tells me to wake her up :o

And to top it all of she is gorgeous.

No joke lol.. As far as life goes she is the best thing in mine by a country mile.

They're not all bad... you just need to keep looking :)
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A ring on the finger will sort her out don't worry.
 
mac1st3 said:
yea, especially as she wanted to move in together/get married after a month and a half :eek:
I'm not afraid of commitment, far from it, I relish the day I get to settle down, but that was just scary lol
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were you her 1st bf? sounds like the sort of thing inexperienced girls do!

my ex was a bit like that, been going out for a year (i know it's a bit longer) but she already had designs on weddings... as soon as she started talking about that i had to give her the boot!
 
twist3d0n3 said:
were you her 1st bf? sounds like the sort of thing inexperienced girls do!

my ex was a bit like that, been going out for a year (i know it's a bit longer) but she already had designs on weddings... as soon as she started talking about that i had to give her the boot!
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far from it, I think I was her 7th or so, I'm just that good she didn't want to let go lol.
She was my 3rd, but we were together 2 months, and a month of that was spent with me trying to get rid of her :confused: broke up every other week, and cause I'm too nice I'd let her stay/ be convinced she'd tone down the crazy lol, yes, I'm a fool >.<
 
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