"ENTRY"
T'was a cold Winters morn when i first discovered my true love for AMD. We met in a bar, our eyes met. She was the one for me. We stared at eachother, enjoying out two day old ribena fruit juices, that i kindly supplied. It is this generousity that makes me special. I took her back to my house, a cold dingy shack in the woods. It wasn't much, but it was home. I lit the wood burner, the smell of the fumes and my three day BO filled the air, filling our lungs with smoke and general filth. AMD sat next to me on my bed, her long flowing hair gracefully resting unpon her shoulders. I tucked her hair behind her ear, i reached in for a kiss. My heart was racing, i knew i shouldn't have eaten that limited edition caramel mars bar, my glucose levels were through the roof... I blacked out, I awoke in a strange location. A bed, My Bed?
I then realised i was a 46 year old woman from Cardiff who worked as a local green grocer, those ribenas must have sent me over the edge.