Winter 2017/2018 - Thread

Roland Butter · 10 Dec 2017 at 19:19

I see, snow in southern England and it's all over the news like a friggin' rash.

Even with the Range Rover one can't get Labia and Areola to their ballet class and
we're down to the last 12 bottles of Moet and Waitrose won't deliver.

the wopster · 10 Dec 2017 at 19:23

Roland Butter said:
I see, snow in southern England and it's all over the news like a friggin' rash.

Even with the Range Rover one can't get Labia and Areola to their ballet class and
we're down to the last 12 bottles of Moet and Waitrose won't deliver.

Hahaha I just spit my coffee all over, Southern softy’s Eh

Uther · 10 Dec 2017 at 19:23

Supposed to be -8 here overnight, and I'm due to drive in to work at 3.30am. The estate is like a skating rink now. Not exactly looking forward to that!

Raymond Lin · 10 Dec 2017 at 19:58

I think I better sleep early tonight as I am walking to work, about 2 miles.

Azza · 10 Dec 2017 at 20:06

It's still snowing in Birmingham. It hasn't stopped all day.

crinkleshoes · 10 Dec 2017 at 20:50

Back garden was quite pretty today.

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Ayahuasca · 10 Dec 2017 at 21:24

Roland Butter said:
I see, snow in southern England and it's all over the news like a friggin' rash.

Even with the Range Rover one can't get Labia and Areola to their ballet class and
we're down to the last 12 bottles of Moet and Waitrose won't deliver.

Most accurate post of the year, nailed the children’s names.

ultralaser · 10 Dec 2017 at 21:31

Roland Butter said:
I see, snow in southern England and it's all over the news like a friggin' rash.

Even with the Range Rover one can't get Labia and Areola to their ballet class and
we're down to the last 12 bottles of Moet and Waitrose won't deliver.

And this is why OCUK needs a "like" button

Amp34 · 10 Dec 2017 at 22:35

Roland Butter said:
I see, snow in southern England and it's all over the news like a friggin' rash.

Even with the Range Rover one can't get Labia and Areola to their ballet class and
we're down to the last 12 bottles of Moet and Waitrose won't deliver.

How big is your deep fat fryer out of interest? It needs be huge if you ever want to deep fry that chip on your shoulder...

Kronos · 11 Dec 2017 at 07:43

DarrenM343 · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:15

Kronos said:

It's what you're used to. Just a little rain brings out the sirens, shows the poor driving skills people have. A bit of snow and it must be like mad max/fair ground bumper cars out there.
The majority of us don't have the correct tyres either. 4wd isn't fantastic either when on summer tyres.

Shadowness · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:17

We're playing a game of spot the salesman in the office. No sign yet! Usual story here where the're the slightest whiff of snow and they all work from home.

Bunch of poofs. One has even bought a new X-drive BMW too!!

SDK^ · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:44

Some of the working from home is infrastructure related - e.g. I would be in work but my sons school is closed and I have no relatives close-by to support.

dirtychinchilla · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:46

I made the mistake of going to Hampton Court food show thing yesterday with a jumper and a jacket on. I thought my ears and fingers were going to fall off.

Trifid · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:48

Shadowness said:
We're playing a game of spot the salesman in the office. No sign yet! Usual story here where the're the slightest whiff of snow and they all work from home.

Bunch of poofs. One has even bought a new X-drive BMW too!!

Why suffer a tedious journey and make the roads worse for everyone else if you don't need to be in the office?

Ayahuasca · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:55

Shadowness said:
We're playing a game of spot the salesman in the office. No sign yet! Usual story here where the're the slightest whiff of snow and they all work from home.

Bunch of poofs. One has even bought a new X-drive BMW too!!

Ah, the jealous folk envious of the salespeople who bring in more in commission than they do on their monthly salary alone.

Roland Butter · 11 Dec 2017 at 08:58

Shadowness said:
We're playing a game of spot the salesman in the office. No sign yet! Usual story here where the're the slightest whiff of snow and they all work from home.

Bunch of poofs. One has even bought a new X-drive BMW too!!

Sorry, you can't say the P word in 2017.
Please have this person transported to the re-education centre.

Shadowness · 11 Dec 2017 at 09:05

Ayahuasca said:
Ah, the jealous folk envious of the salespeople who bring in more in commission than they do on their monthly salary alone.

They dont make commission, so that comment doesn't apply for a start.

Second, people in a similar location have made it to work no problem.

Patberts19 · 11 Dec 2017 at 09:13

Recently moved to Sheffield after living 6 years in the South, colleagues thought I would be freezing in this winter and were having a laugh, little do they know I lived in Latvia for 10 years before moving to England and have seen temperatures below -30.

lokiss · 11 Dec 2017 at 09:14

Whitwick got plastered yesterday. As nobody has cleared our road

, nobody is getting up the hill, least of all my Z4.

Phoned it in, 3 day weekend. I'll pay for it tomorrow