Women seem stupid... should I try men?

[Jono]

Congrats! You are leading the way for Jono's new partner!

Shush. It seems like far too much hard work. I don't think it's the lifestyle choice that would suit me.

 

[ICEx21]

When you do become his new partner Lysander...bash Jonos pastie in good and proper.
Also remember to apply mustard to penetrating body parts for saying "NOT LIKE THIS LYSANDER!"

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Best thread of the day.

So far

 

[Dark_Angel]

Shush. It seems like far too much hard work. I don't think it's the lifestyle choice that would suit me.

Lies. You are just shy around him is all.

 

[Jono]

When you do become his new partner Lysander...bash Jonos pastie in good and proper.
Also remember to apply mustard to penetrating body parts for saying "NOT LIKE THIS LYSANDER!"

I DO NOT WANT ANYONE PUNCHING MY DOUGHNUT!

 

[StevenRaith]

I DO NOT WANT ANYONE PUNCHING MY DOUGHNUT!

This is true.

He did tell me that he wants a nice, hairy man to lick his doughtnut though.

DampCat?

 

[Dark_Angel]

I DO WANT ANYONE PUNCHING MY DOUGHNUT! LYSANDER FOR EXAMPLE!!!!

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FIxed!

*RUNS*

 

[ScarySquirrel]

According to that I'm 36% gay and I need to loosen up as women like it

Same.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Account-jack?

 

[DampCat]

He did tell me that he wants a nice, hairy man to lick his doughtnut though.

DampCat?

I have next to no body hair at all, i'm afraid.

 

[Fenris]

I thourght I was gay once, for a bit, until I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that dancing!

 

[Jono]

Account-jack?

No, just a failed attempt at humour that seems to have backfired somewhat.

 

[Lysander]

I DO NOT WANT ANYONE PUNCHING MY DOUGHNUT!

Well, this thread backfired on you, didn't it.

Still, the offer's there if you need it.

 

[nex20]

Try the GAY-O-METER:

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Im only 16% gay! Im safe!

 

[Dark_Angel]

No, just a failed attempt at humour that seems to have backfired somewhat.

Well, this thread backfired on you, didn't it.

Still, the offer's there if you need it.

Run Jono.

Run like the wind!

 

[Kennysevenfold]

23% here

 

[Duff-Man]

16% ghey. Unlike this thread, which is pushing 90.

"I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks".

edit - oh, and could you try to refrain from writing such gay things in big red letters. I'm getting funny looks from colleagues.

 

[rotters]

46% here. very funny thread.

 

[Jono]

Run Jono.

Run like the wind!

Can't - it'll mess up my hair!

 

[Casdawer]

10% Gay.

Your upset about being 10% gay?! I'm 26%!

lol @ this thread.

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