Women seem stupid... should I try men?

gillywibble · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:08

Makunouchi said:
GAYEST thread of the day.

Cosimo · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:09

Jono said:
Can't - it'll mess up my hair!

Ok, then mince away as fast as you can.

Dark_Angel · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:11

Duff-Man said:
16% ghey. Unlike this thread, which is pushing 90.

"I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks".

edit - oh, and could you try to refrain from writing such gay things in big red letters. I'm getting funny looks from colleagues.

Least it isn't... pink!

Jono said:
Can't - it'll mess up my hair!

Well..... shave your hair and be alpha!

jamesmorris86 · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:11

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
"Every hole's a goal".

dogs gotta eat

Gunni Parker · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:14

Jono said:
After reading the myriad threads today about how awful/retarded women are - and having had a few bad experiences of my own in the not-too-distant past, should I try being gay?

I'm not really sure how to start out... I mean, I've heard of these things referred to as "Big Gay Bears" which I assume are the larger, hairier sort of gay person... but I don't think I want to be one of those.
Does one need to start shaving/waxing body hear to be accepted by the gay community, what about wrist limpness and voice?

I have quite a manly voice and I don't wave my hands around when I speak. Should I start practicing.

Also general movement - getting from point A to point B... should I be mincing?

OH it's so confusing...and I thought women were complicated.

So yeah, any advice on how to be gay would be most appreciated. I don't really like babycham, is that going to cause me problems?

Maybe you should try 'Gaymers'. See what I did there?

CliffyBiro · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:17

Skippi is 23% gay...

knowledge123 · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:17

23% on the quiz

Crazy thread is crazy

Majago · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:18

I thought the OP was humourous, can't believe so many people thought it was serious

Dark_Angel · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:21

Majago said:
I thought the OP was humourous, can't believe so many people thought it was serious

I don't think any of us did.

But we saw an opportunity and ran with it.

DampCat · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:23

he was joking?

Damnit.

OzyOly · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:23

Try gay bars. I get hit on sooo much there, more than I do from women in straight clubs.

Majago · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:24

Dark_Angel said:
I don't think any of us did.

But we saw an opportunity and ran with it.

There's definitely some on the first page who weren't sure how to take it

V4NT0M · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:25

So this is your coming out post yea?

Dark_Angel · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:25

OzyOly said:
Try gay bars. I get hit on sooo much there, more than I do from women in straight clubs.

That quote is almost signature worthy!

timmy222 · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:39

This post is just so very very wrong blach!

PiKe · 1 Oct 2009 at 14:42

If you don't want to go fully fledged homo, what about meating in the middle and going for a tranny?

Jono · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:14

PiKe said:
If you don't want to go fully fledged homo, what about meating in the middle and going for a tranny?

That's the worst of both worlds tbh.

StevenRaith · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:16

Jono said:
That's the worst of both worlds tbh.

I dunno, mate of mine claims to have had a threesome with a tranny and a lass, reckons it was very interesting.

He refused to go into details, so I think he was the bitch of the three and they were playing 'hide the salami' with him.

Fenris · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:17

StevenRaith said:
I dunno, mate of mine claims to have had a threesome with a tranny and a lass, reckons it was very interesting.

He refused to go into details, so I think he was the bitch of the three and they were playing 'hide the salami' with him.

*shiver*

I think I just threw up a little.

Dark_Angel · 1 Oct 2009 at 15:18

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