Work toilet seat pre-heated

[HamZilla]

I always sit on tissues, never directly on the pee-stained (or worse!) seat.

Edit:
MMmmm. Whats for lunch Maccy?

 

[Badgi]

Can't say I've ever experienced this.....

 

[Fenris]

I honestly don't care.

It's not like the time it takes for it to go cold will make any difference.

 

[Cosimo]

I was thinking about having lunch but maybe I'll go to the loo instead.

 

[DJMK4]

Back splash is more concerning for me in a public toilet I am afraid

I am not saying that a warm seat is a good experience, in fact its not when you know that some hairy male ass has sit on the toilet before you did, however water splash is seemingly worse.

 

[Dark_Angel]

This thread makes me ill.

Yeah the subject is pretty...

Nm it's to obvious.

 

[DJMK4]

The thread about bottling pee for experiments is far more seedy

 

[FutileBreadMachine]

you guys want to know whats worse?

while sitting on a public loo your nob touches the inner toilet.

Haha! Yeah, because who knows how many other guys nobs have done the same thing before you. So it's like you are indirectly touching nobs with 100 other guys.

 

[Craig1981]

Whats worse is going into a toilet and finding the lazy bugger before you didnt flush the loo. Cant sit on a bog with some other persons poo staring up at you

 

[bloodiedathame]

Stand up gypsy.

 

[Metalface Mark]

I always sit on tissues, never directly on the pee-stained (or worse!) seat.

Edit:
MMmmm. Whats for lunch Maccy?

Please tell me you are female, the thought of a man daintely placing toilet paper on a toilet seat makes me want to start a real man movement.

 

[joey1211]

Please tell me you are female, the thought of a man daintely placing toilet paper on a toilet seat makes me want to start a real man movement.

Speaking of movements, I'm off for one

 

[Jumblejug]

Please tell me you are female, the thought of a man daintely placing toilet paper on a toilet seat makes me want to start a real man movement.

Padding out is necessary when visiting a public toilet for a poop!

 

[Cosimo]

Speaking of movements, I'm off for one

Would that be a fast or slow one?

 

[dowie]

Padding out is necessary when visiting a public toilet for a poop!

This for me too now. I used to just chuck some bog roll down the pan to avoid splashback and squat/hover above the bog but an ACL and patella tendon injury has stopped that. Now I have to rip a few sheets to cover the seat too a la ****-break from American pie.

 

[fullmetaltony]

Honestly, I despair for the male gender sometimes. It's a toilet, there's gonna be germs, there's gonna be faeces. None of it will kill you, or make you terribly ill even... unless you have next to zero immune system because you sat on tissue whenever you went to the loo instead of manning up and sitting on the seat itself.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Honestly, I despair for the male gender sometimes. It's a toilet, there's gonna be germs, there's gonna be faeces. None of it will kill you, or make you terribly ill even... unless you have next to zero immune system because you sat on tissue whenever you went to the loo instead of manning up and sitting on the seat itself.

If there's a choice of having skin contact with a ****, urine, and sperm (assumption) stained seat or not, I know which choice I'll make every time.

Public toilets = paper on the seat

 

[paradigm]

Whats worse is going into a toilet and finding the lazy bugger before you didnt flush the loo. Cant sit on a bog with some other persons poo staring up at you

Call me crazy, but if you do come across a pre-logged bowl, why not press the flush (using bog roll to protect you from the nasties of the handle itself)?

 

[lcg]

I always put down toilet paper on the toilet seat.

 

[B@Th*nG]

while sitting on a public loo your nob touches the inner toilet.

i know a guy who got herpies from a loo seat like that. More the rim that the inner toilet, but still, ALWAYS wipe the toilet seat peeps!

B@