Worst car you have driven

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Out of interest, why? Which 7 speed gearbox made you think that?

I can think of few true automatic gearboxes which are 7 in the first place (Most popular 7 speed transmissions are actually dual clutch transmissions) - the only mainstream one one that springs to mind is the Mercedes 7G Tronic and there are not many people who'll argue it was better than the 9G tronic. For most there was a jump from 6 to 8.

The game changer was the ZF8HP which, even 13 years after it first appeared, is still arguably the finest automatic transmission in any car.

It'll probably depend a bit on vehicle, implementation and what people want from a vehicle but the 7 speed in my Navara is smooth, responsive but there is enough going on with it I can manipulate its behaviour via throttle input, etc. if I desire.
 
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Some interesting posts here.
I suppose, that for the lucky few, the worst car they have driven is their learner / test car.
Perhaps we should state that... Power to the Vauxhall Chevette.
 
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Go on then still waiting for his answer.
What car did he learn to drive in?
From his list I would take a Fiesta ecoboost over a MK1 focus to start with.

You can't tell someone else that they prefer a MK1 focus over a MK7 Fiesta, that would be your opinion not theirs as different people value different things in a car.

It's a bit like me insisting that your favourite food is a Chicken Tikka Vindaloo and that you are wrong if you tell me otherwise.
 
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There's nowt wrong with the Shoveit. Used to have a right laugh in one of those. RWD and 0 grip on crossply tyres made for a fun combination.
Have fond memories of learning to drive in my Dads Chevette... once you got used to the on / off clutch action.
Bit if a harsh ride, but nippy enough & handled well.
My first car was an Escort Mk2 1.3L.... that was a hoot too.

Get the urge sometimes, to be let loose in some of the older cars that I have driven...just for a day.
Even better... get to drive some of the cars my Dad owned.
 
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Like many of us, i have driven quite a few cars in my time... both for business & pleasure.

Which car have you been unfortunate enough to drive.

Mine... Definitely my 1993 Proton ( Bought in early 00’s)
Silver / Light grey: Depending on the light & angle
1.3 MPI (Mitsubishi engine)
(Multi Point Injection, basically 3 valves per cylinder)

+:
4 door
Roomy
large boot... Handy for a double buggy.
Comfortable & smooth engine
Good so far...

- ;
Gutless
Nasty plastic fascia
Handling

As Mr Clarkson stated;
“I’ve been on a barge that handled better”... or words to thar effect.
It was so vague, you began to wonder if the steering wheel was actually attached to anything.
Also had a ‘wallowing’ effect.
( Perhaps the string had stretched).
I felt as though I was being punished... & the ribbing from my workmates.

And I thought the Datsun Stanza’s handling was bad.

Protons have a huge following. One even won the Concours de l'Ordinaire at this year's Festival of the Unexceptional. Obviously this thread is just about what Clarkson likes and dislikes.
 
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This thread has brought back some good and not so good memories of some awful cars I've driven.

My cousin had a Fiat 126 which was probably the least enjoyable car I've driven. I "looked after it" for a week whilst she was away on holiday, and I didn't have a car of my own. Cramped, dreadful handling, no power, noisy, leaked, rusty, overheated after 10-15 miles and the spongiest brake pedal I've ever encountered (it was impossible to lock the wheels as the pedal hit the bulkhead first!). Thankfully it didn't pass it's next MOT and went straight to the local scrapyard.

My first car was a 1972 Mk1 Escort 1.3 Actually quite fun to drive, especially in the snow. However, reliability was a big issue and I carried around with me a toolkit at all times, including a hammer to whack the starter motor when it seized, spare distrubutor cap and points, feeler gauges, jump leads, water to top up the radiator and so on... It had a dynamo instead of an alternator, and in winter the battery would slowly lose charge through normal driving until on a freezing morning it would refuse to start without a jump start. Which reminds me, getting older cars to start in winter was a bit of a lost art as they didn't have fuel injection. Pull out the choke, pump the pedal a few times, clutch in and then turn they key and balance the throttle and choke until all 4 cylinders were firing. If you got it wrong and flooded the engine, then often a bump start down a nearby hill was required.

My mum had a Chevette. Handling was quite poor, but it could have just been this example. My girlfriend at the time got severe travel sickness every time within a few miles, as it rolled around corners. I think leaking exhaust fumes might also have been a contributing factor.
 
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Is this not how every single automatic gearbox works? :p

With the 7 speed I can get a good compromise, when I want to, between the auto doing its thing and intentionally manipulating its behaviour for a more interesting drive.

Less gears it loses refinement, which is especially noticeable in a vehicle where ride/handling isn't exactly refined in the first place but same applies on smaller stuff, more gears you don't really have the same effect - though it is better if you just want to waft along in comfort.

Fiat Uno couldn’t think of a single reason why you buy one over the competition.

One of my friends in college had a bright yellow Uno - it was terrible but funny at the same time kind of in an Inbetweeners kind of way (and that was before Inbetweeners).
 
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Which reminds me, getting older cars to start in winter was a bit of a lost art as they didn't have fuel injection. Pull out the choke, pump the pedal a few times, clutch in and then turn they key and balance the throttle and choke until all 4 cylinders were firing. If you got it wrong and flooded the engine, then often a bump start down a nearby hill was required.

Sounds fun, not as bad as the wife's old 2002 Jeep Though, that wouldn't start due to failed glow plugs & the bulkhead stopped you getting at plug No 5. So in the winter it was a ****. Used to leave a hairdryer pointed at the intake manifold in the morning for about 20 mins whilst I had a shower & a shave & got dressed if I needed to use her car for any reason like it was snowy, it was the only way to start it as below about 5c it was impossible otherwise.
 
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Corsa C 1.0, i think my Dyson hoover had more power.

It had the most tinny door shut ever, felt like if i closed it too hard it would fold in on itself and warp into a blackhole.
 
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You can't tell someone else that they prefer a MK1 focus over a MK7 Fiesta, that would be your opinion not theirs as different people value different things in a car.

It's a bit like me insisting that your favourite food is a Chicken Tikka Vindaloo and that you are wrong if you tell me otherwise.

Clarkson made a career out of it.
He was mostly wrong most of the time.
 
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I've never driven a Dacia, been in one though, a Dacia Logan and it felt terrible to sit in, like being thrown back into a bottom of the range car from the mid 1990's in terms of build quality.

Yep, certainly agree with you there, felt like a 90s car interior wise. We had one a hire car for work. The car had under 1000 miles on it we found surface rust under the bonnet already. I don’t know how they done it, ride wise it managed to feel willowy and crashy all at the same time.
 
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Corsa C 1.0, i think my Dyson hoover had more power.

It had the most tinny door shut ever, felt like if i closed it too hard it would fold in on itself and warp into a blackhole.
Sounds like my 205...It had a nice ‘ting’ to it.
It was a Junior diesel ( Denim interior, complete with orange stitching)
Once you got it going it was OK .. great handling.
 
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