Poll: ...Would you email her??

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Old Turkey said:
Hmm this could be an interesting experiment!

I might write something like;

"You won't believe this, heck, I don't even know if this will reach its intended destination, I don't even know your name, but the most incredible thing happened to me last night ....

I had a dream, in which I was reliving a particular day in my life, infact, a particular moment.

I was at a Job agency, awaiting a job vacancy, and I was signing in ... it was almost as if it were real, and in the course of the events, I heard an email being read out ... this very email ... Can you, believe that!

It was such a powerful dream, I just sat there as an observer, and I heard an entire conversation from that very day being replayed over ....

You were laughing and joking with a lady friend of yours. You were talking, discussing, giggling, dreaming about what you were going to do on the weekend .... And then .....

something really incredible happened ....

You and I were transported to that very weekend, imagine that, going forward in time with me. We were laughing and joking, as if we were best friends who had known each other for years .... Just imagine that!

Then I woke up ... but I still remembered the dream, I still remembered the email being read out, I still remember all the fantastic time we spent together and all the moments we shared and all the stories we told one another ...

I thought to myself ... the mind is such a mystery ... what if it was predicting the future? What if I just emailed that address to, turn that dream into a reality.

Would that person have the spirit to act on what appears to be an incredible adventure which, if the dream, is completely correct and accurate, would be one of the most amazing and touching experiences ever. Some people can't handle that, other people embrace it because, it is fate."

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ROFL!!!!


I could essentially do a whole Emininem - Stan song/poem to her;


To music of Stan;

"Dear Miss,
Im writing you this letter whilst talking to others on OCuk,
I saw you on reception, today from my car,
I still got the visitors pass you gave me and the agency card,
I hope this email reaches you, I only heard you shout it out,"

...etc etc lol
 
SeanyK said:
"Hey, this might be a bit out of the blue but bear with me...

I was in XXX for an interview with the agency today and I couldn't help noticing you on reception and thinking you were absolutely gorgeous, I know it's random and crazy!
I Was going to say hello and ask for your number after my interview but you'd gone by then!

I only overheard you saying this was your email address so I hope it's the right one or I'm gonna look pretty stupid!

Sean"
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Doing that she will think 'WTF, why is he e-mailing me, he either wants to stalk me or doesn't have the guts to speak to me'
If you ask her out at least she knows what you want and she can say yes or no
 
Nix said:
e-mail her a picture of your willy with sunglasses on. No women can resist that.
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unfortunately, this is even true if you send it to your mum by accident. what a valentines day that was
 
The only problem in this whole scenario is;

The guy from agency phones me up...

"About this job...I've put your details forward, oh yea, I hear you asked the girl out on reception..."


I mean how embaressing is that!
 
To Miss....

I saw you picture on ebay and I had to bid as it is myu brothers birthday soon, and i've been trying to get him one of these for some time. I can't believe i have won, it makes me so happy that i can't say.

My brother is dying of an illness and he has seen all the specialists in the world and they say he will be dead soon, so he went to Nigeria he would have called you, but i'm still waiting for the phone I bought of ebay to get delivered.

Could you send yourself to him at your soonest possible time and when i have confirmation of the ticket number i will pay using paypal.

The address is

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Nigeria.
 
dayum!! i was about to do the nigeria thing :(

SherberT* - i'd feel a bit egotistical...it'd be like giving myself 5*s :p
 
Im glad I made your day folks LOL

Im sitting at home now, an hour away from the place, and gonna send the email.

I guess if she says no or doesnt reply, it will keep you lot amused lol and if it works, then even more amused!

Cross everything for me...!
 
SeanyK said:
The only problem in this whole scenario is;

The guy from agency phones me up...

"About this job...I've put your details forward, oh yea, I hear you asked the girl out on reception..."


I mean how embaressing is that!
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Yeah, I mean .. jeez a guy asking a good looking woman out the mind simply reels in horror and disgust :)

Do you want to ask her out? if so Dutch Guy has been repeatedly trying to say this all through the thread, without acknowledgement I might add, you should ask her out face to face.
 
SeanyK said:
Im glad I made your day folks LOL

Im sitting at home now, an hour away from the place, and gonna send the email.

I guess if she says no or doesnt reply, it will keep you lot amused lol and if it works, then even more amused!

Cross everything for me...!
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Make sure you add in a link to this thread.!!!!


Good Luck :D
 
SeanyK said:
The only problem in this whole scenario is;

The guy from agency phones me up...

"About this job...I've put your details forward, oh yea, I hear you asked the girl out on reception..."


I mean how embaressing is that!
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Just tell him that you are a man of action and not someone who is very undecided and after that say 'didn't you notice that in the interview?'

TBH what is embarrasing about asking out a beautiful girl, it happens all the time :confused:
 
I only want to ask her out after finding more out about her, she might have a boyfriend, she might not even like men!

Essentially, I could *CALL* her desk lol, but thats prob just as bad as email, and certainly more embaressing than email!
 
SeanyK said:
The only problem in this whole scenario is;

The guy from agency phones me up...

"About this job...I've put your details forward, oh yea, I hear you asked the girl out on reception..."


I mean how embaressing is that!
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Just answer, "It took me 2 meetings to do something you've been thinking about the last two years"
 
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