Write a lie about the poster above!

theNude · 18 Nov 2011 at 19:25

makes lampshades from dead hookers faces

Drunkenmassacre · 18 Nov 2011 at 19:25

made and starred in the tutorial video

Scarecrow · 18 Nov 2011 at 19:26

participated in a video tutorial how to correctly shove tampons up his butt

*dam too late

but still works

tidusjar · 18 Nov 2011 at 19:26

is a fast typer.

Disaster · 18 Nov 2011 at 19:29

Is straight

weescott · 18 Nov 2011 at 19:31

Likes to smell peoples fingers and comment that they smell like Doctor Pepper.

Squark · 18 Nov 2011 at 20:01

Weescott once shaved a badger

Deleted member 651465 · 18 Nov 2011 at 20:08

^ was not jealous of the badger incident.

K.C. Leblanc · 18 Nov 2011 at 20:38

EVH said:
^ was not jealous of the badger incident.

Lives in a cardboard box.

DirtyJester · 18 Nov 2011 at 20:59

^ washes in wee wee

MR_Punk · 18 Nov 2011 at 21:06

^ once ate only tomatoes for a year!

[TW]Sponge · 18 Nov 2011 at 21:09

^ Wishes he could eat just tomatoes for a year

Ringiho · 18 Nov 2011 at 21:46

^ wishes he could be a tomato for a year

Wynthorpe · 18 Nov 2011 at 21:52

^ Once got into a knife fight with Chuck Norris and won.

Ringiho · 18 Nov 2011 at 22:17

^ is awesome for suggesting a Chuck Norris knife fight.

gitbags · 18 Nov 2011 at 22:24

Got his meat and two veg caught in his flies and enjoyed it.

PapaLazaru · 18 Nov 2011 at 22:26

Is not a newbie gheyer.

Globul · 18 Nov 2011 at 22:50

^likes being bummed by newbies

Monkeynut · 18 Nov 2011 at 22:55

Is in fact Canadian but pretends to be French.

Raptor · 18 Nov 2011 at 23:34

Is two unsalted peanuts in an overcoat.