Write a lie about the poster above!

Pawnless Endgame · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:35

TheYoungster actually isn't very young.

Bennie-Mac · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:38

Subscribes to Cosmopolitan magazine and reads it while having a dump.

Globul · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:39

^ Sits down to pee

Jokester · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:39

Was distraught when his brother Bernie died.

godinman · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:39

Lives in a dump with a turd filled sock as his only companion.

Natwee · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:42

Lives nextdoor to jokester

MarkA · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:21

Has an enormous dongle.

theNude · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:22

Doesn't love sheep

explicit4u · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:24

Is not actually a dude

danza · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:25

Doens't wish he was a sheep.

godinman · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:28

makes love to badgers

weescott · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:30

Is a velcro glove salesman ^

Princey · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:30

Once ate a penny sweet from a german man.

SlugForAButt · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:34

Enjoys the feel of chipolatas between his toes.

Fred · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:43

Was not arrested for putting his chipolata between peoples toes.

D.Roberts · 20 Nov 2011 at 22:45

Did not finger me last night

TheYoungster · 20 Nov 2011 at 23:01

was found guilty of mutual masturbation with a dydlexic sheep with one missing leg and allapecia

thecremeegg · 21 Nov 2011 at 00:24

Likes to eat pressed flowers with milk

Munkyman · 21 Nov 2011 at 00:27

Isn't a small chocolate egg

SuperTronNarwhal · 21 Nov 2011 at 00:29

^ Knows how to spell Monkey