Xpert Eleven - Online Football Management Game

[Clipsey]

Psha, they only squeaked by me. For a decent side they'll be a walkover Spicy FC would've trounced 'em if their owner could be bothered.

That's a cheeky dig if I've ever seen one! - you're right though soon as a decent team come against us again (such as Pathetic Athletic) it may be a different story - none of these 'Josh Giants' push overs
It's ok though, it's to be expected when you're the best team in the OCUK league!
But yes, so far it has been a complete fluke and I am waiting for a team to smash us at home

 

[Gilly]

I knew it

 

[Clipsey]

lol @ FC LOL CATS latest Press release!! I hope they lose now so the players get spat in the face by their manager

 

[Droolinggimp]

Anyone interested yet in taking over Gimp Utd? Im still finding it hard to keep up with the game at the moment.

 

[nikebee]

Anyone interested yet in taking over Gimp Utd? Im still finding it hard to keep up with the game at the moment.

I would, I've got a team though - wouldn't that break the rules?

 

[Gilly]

Yup

 

[kaiowas]

Cup draw for the first round proper:

Kiddy United v Macgyvers XI
The Dandy WarJols v Clippers
kaiowas FC v Pathetic Athletic
Colaton Raleigh v All Good Things
Wormy City v Joshs Giants
Kilbirnie Ladeside v Ascension FC
Riseagainst fc v Spicy FC
FC LOLCATS v Nursies Nightmares
FC Cobbled Together v Salford FC
Metatarsal Utd v Dynamo United FC
Daventry FC v Liquid Steelers
Banana Skin FC v Almond FC
Team Win v DC Galaxy
Battle Royale v BaZ Army
Your Mums Athletic v Chocolate Teapot
Gimp Utd v League Position 14

Ties to be played over 2 legs on the 21st and 28th of February.

 

[Gilly]

I have an idea. A new tactic.

Every week I'll suspend my opponents straight after my previous match. Then they've a week to forget about the game.

 

[Cob]

FC Cobbled Together v Salford FC

They're bottom of their division, so that'll do me.

 

[Frosti]

I have an idea. A new tactic.

Every week I'll suspend my opponents straight after my previous match. Then they've a week to forget about the game.

 

[Clipsey]

How comes I get a draw with a team that in 5 games and from the start of the season has NEVER logged in!! (I mean, yeah should be an easy win)
This should not be happening.

 

[kaiowas]

I would say we've currently got 11 inactive managers across all divisions. And although most of them should have bene removed before this season started, what's done is done and hopefully at the end of this season those teams will all be removed and we'll be able to have 3 full divisions of active managers.

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

How comes I get a draw with a team that in 5 games and from the start of the season has NEVER logged in!! (I mean, yeah should be an easy win)
This should not be happening.

Trade you for who im playing, third division team but probably a lot stronger than me (All Good Things).

 

[Cob]

Gah another loss for me.

Might have to give up on the cup to concentrate on getting promotion this season.

 

[Gilly]

Star midfielder injured in a 3-2 loss

How does this work:

Manager Bakez
Status: Active
Last visit: Has not shown up yet

How can he be active if he hasn't shown up yet?

 

[nikebee]

Star midfielder injured in a 3-2 loss

How does this work:



How can he be active if he hasn't shown up yet?

0.o That ones got me...


3-2 win for me today, looked like a great first half by the looks of things.

Second place in Division 2 just one point behind the leaders.

Got Dynamo United FC in the Cup in a few days.

Not sure whether this will be tough or not... they're fifth in their league and on a poor run of form, and I seem to have a better squad on paper.

 

[CliffyG]

Lost 2 - 0. Still second though.

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

3-0 whipping of clippers puts me top of the league, ironic actually since 3 games ago i was considering religation from the top flight

 

[Gilly]

Thank **** for that

After a star defender took a kicking last week and got injured, I saw this this morning:

During a 'West End' production of a seasonal pantomime, Adnan Atik was guesting as Humpty Dumpty! Unfortunately, during the performance, Adnan Atik really did take a big fall. Thankfully all the kings horses and all the kings men did put him back together again without any adverse reaction!

Phew!

 

[nikebee]

Thank **** for that

After a star defender took a kicking last week and got injured, I saw this this morning:



Phew!

Injured player gets injured further after seeing a play and magically healed by the people in the play? Doesn't sound stupid at all