Had a nugget yesterday...
Rush hour traffic on a 2-lane section of motorway and I spot an ambulance coming up around 100-150 yds back. I am in lane 2 so I pull over to the right but, as I am right at a right hand off ramp (weird setup I know) I decide to stop to allow the cars in front to clear the exit in case the ambualnce is looking to use the exit ramp rather than carry on up the M-Way rather than me ending up blocking it (you know, thinking ahead).
The 10 or so cars behind me see whats happening and also move to the right and the cars in lane 1 move to the left to allow the ambulance to split the lanes and go between the cars to make good progress (similar to how a bike filters between vehicles)
Anyways, this ******** in an SUV of some kind, who is about 15 yds in front of the ambulance, decides that we've all decided to make this "lane" for his own use and decides to accelerate up between the cars!!
He passes us all and, when the ambulance goes past, I end up behind the SUV dick and throw my hands up at him in frustration only for him to gesticulate and make out he didnt know what my problem was

Self entitled ********.