The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Because it scares the hell out of the dog.


Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.
 
Bought a pair of shoes the other day. Got them home, one was a slip on and the other a lace up. Called the shop and the guy asked if I had read the box......it said Taiwan


:( :(
 
Michael Jackson is in heaven looking sad and so Jesus asks him "what do u want son?" Michael replies "I want a Boyzone up here".

I will get my coat.
 
A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore backside. He goes to the shop and says "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

The shop keeper replies "Aye, we do, does tha want a Magnum or a cornetto?"
 
I was having an arguement with my mate last about Kilmarnock, I swore blind it's a fish, yet he kept on going about how it's a place.
 
A Yorkshire couple on holiday in Spain.
The wife says 'Eeh, we forgot t'pack t'Bisto, love'
Husband says 'By 'eck, ah'll go an' askt young lad int next villa if they've any'
He knocks on the door and the other holidaymaker opens it.
Husband says, 'Hast any Bisto?'
Holidaymaker says, '**** off you Spanish ****'
 
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