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Here's how you will do it,

Get yourself to the gym instead of spending mass amounts of time on a PC, spend time doing some compound exercises, get rid of the beef/put on some beef.

Get a decent haircut, this blonde fro sounds like it's doing you no favours.

Spend an appropriate amount of money on clothes, if need be take a friend what is a lady to help you choose, and more importantly get some nice shoes/trainers. Women notice the fact you're wearing your 5 year old nike kicks, us guys don't.

Bad complexion? Moisturize, ex-foliate, whatever.. Even sunbed if you've got a bit of acme. It's widely accepted these days.

If you can, try and get a job where you're dealing with people more, the more talking you do, the more natural it comes to you. A job in the public sector will most likely introduce you to people who are more confident, and then there is always the staff night outs ;)

Anyway don't post pics, please. But do let us know how you get on.

Oh, and also watch The Pickup Artist :p
 
I read the post where you say you have a blonde 'fro and creepy glasses?

Dude, what the ****.

Just go to any half decent hairdresser and say "sort me out"... do not point to your groin at this point, it's too early in your 'game' for that kind of horseplay.

At worst you'll look a little better and some moderately attractive dumb hairdresser will have had a polite but numbing conversation with you. It's all part of the training.
 
Hi OP, I have a mate just like you.

He is like trying to get blood out of a stone conversation wise and the one time he did chat to a bird (who happened to be a stunner) he busted out "Hi, do you like starwars..." :(

Now the thing is he ain't a bad looking lad at all and and as far as I can tell is not an actual ****. It's just the way he goes about things, people my give you the advice that it's easy to pull or there is someone for you etc... In reality it's not massively easy to pull (anlthough in no way difficult) and you may spend the rest of your life finding someone with the same interests as you.

Here's my advice, when in social situation just talk. It's as simple as that, try and avoid "geeky" thing unless your social group is geeky as well, just join in what ever is being talked about or start a conversation about something other people can relate to.
Just remember to talk don't think too much about what you are saying as the majority of people don't give a **** about what you are saying :)

Oh, one last thing. Remember the golden rule... No computers or scifi until the second date ;)
 
MeEsH BaKkA said:
He is like trying to get blood out of a stone conversation wise and the one time he did chat to a bird (who happened to be a stunner) he busted out "Hi, do you like starwars..." :(
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Rookie error!! :D

Counter to what a lot of people are saying; do not get a hooker for your first romp. You need to pick up a girl at a bar/pub/club and nail her, it's all about building confidence and if you simply pay for sex then you're no more confident in your own abilities as a pick up artist.

I accept that you may feel worried about taking home your first girl, with no sexual experience, but remember that a little alcohol not only fools you into being confident, it also numbs the senses a little ;) Just don't make the school boy error of getting bladdered and then trying to shoot pool with a length of rope.

Also, if this is a troll OP, you suck.
 
Bleek said:
Is that a geeks way of saying he managed to pull?


It's hardly a ****ing art!
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No idea, phrase I read somewhere a while back.

Though spotting the girls who will give it up easiest and who aren't Jabba the Hutt requires a little skill when trying to look through 7 pints. ;)
 
There is an interesting book by Dale Carnegie titled "How to win friends and influence people.". It has some good advice that many people ignore.
 
FoxEye said:
So yeah, I'm 30, never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl. Starting to get worried about spending the remainder of my days alone :/

Literally everyone I know is married with kids, which doesn't help! I feel like I've completely missed the point of being alive. I just don't know if I'm capable of living a normal life, or if there's something broken that just can't be fixed.

And now, gentlemen, you may begin your mockery ;) Also this thread is srs thread too. I swear!
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Figure out why girls don't want you, then sort it out . . .
 
To all the people who say visiting a prostitute or similar will help the OP i can say from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE that it did not work, didnt change anything. Doesn't mean it wont work for other people though, but if you dont think it will, it wont. If anything it will always bother me and assuming i do end up with someone its eventually going to come out that i did see one(2 actually :p) and its never going to sound good.
 
Your are probably putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Get some confidence by practising talking to random people whenever you get the chance. Try and get involved with some popular music artists or TV, especially the ones aimed at girls. It's always a talking point worst case scenario.

Get a haircut, get contacts if it makes you look better. Ask some friends for tips and advice. If you have good female friends ask them!

It's all about persona and confidence. Not if you look like a meat head or are a genius or whatever. If you have high standards in looks/intelligence perhaps lower them to get some needed practice in.

Good luck.
 
3 tips to make you the best thing since sliced bread:

- Get your hair cut. Seriously. Do it. Just go to the hair dresser and get it cut now!
- Get glasses that don't make you look like a creepy weirdo.
- Get down to the gym/go for runs (this really makes you feel a lot better about yourself)

Forget the people that say "get some confidence". You can't GET confidence. You breed it and the only way to do that is to become more happy with the way you look and feel.

I'm seriously not trying to kick you while you are down, but why has it taken you until the age of 30 to start doing something about your life?! You have already recognised that you have a dodgy hair cut and paedophile-esk glasses, so why haven't you done something about it? Don't be lazy and sit back and think "oh, it'll happen eventually", because before you know it, another 30 years will have passed.

Get out of your comfort zone, stop being so pathetic and put some damn effort into becoming the person you want to be.
 
[TW]Fox;18745978 said:
I am a complete moron and generally very irritating.

I managed. Don't worry, you will too one day. It'll happen when you least expect it and when you stop trying.
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Fox is right. Well he is at least right about the trying too hard bit.

I'm not the easiest person to get on with (stubborn, opinionated, elitist and generally an arse) however I met my wife when I wasn't even looking.

Funnily enough she is the best thing to happen to me and can put up with all my character flaws.

So Mr OP don't worry and stop putting yourself down. One thing women do love is confidence.
 
Reeve said:
To all the people who say visiting a prostitute or similar will help the OP i can say from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE that it did not work, didnt change anything. Doesn't mean it wont work for other people though, but if you dont think it will, it wont. If anything it will always bother me and assuming i do end up with someone its eventually going to come out that i did see one(2 actually :p) and its never going to sound good.
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LOL,

I can't see any girl taking that story well :p
 
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