Conan the Barbarian - 5/10 (the remake)
A series of set pieces, during which things happen. No reason is ever needed for things to happen, and looking for some kind of reason (or plot) here is a fruitless venture.
I have no idea why, but lots of people were stabbed, bludgeoned, eviscerated and torn apart. I assume Conan had his reasons, as did the studio who hired the screen writers. Requiring a semblance of a plot was not one of them.
Conan likes to sneer a lot in this one. He's a bit of a dick.
A series of set pieces, during which things happen. No reason is ever needed for things to happen, and looking for some kind of reason (or plot) here is a fruitless venture.
I have no idea why, but lots of people were stabbed, bludgeoned, eviscerated and torn apart. I assume Conan had his reasons, as did the studio who hired the screen writers. Requiring a semblance of a plot was not one of them.
Conan likes to sneer a lot in this one. He's a bit of a dick.