Amazon Prime sucks massive donkey balls

One thing I will say for Amazon Logistics - so far none of the people driving for them have had any problem finding my address - it is a slightly less than straightforward one as the house name (no number) can make it look like the address is in the wrong order (and some systems even try to correct it :( ) and being quite rural the village name isn't actually where the house is and the postcode is vague. Some of the other courier companies the drivers and/or customer service staff are unable or unwilling to engage brain and figure it out - it isn't actually that difficult though I can appreciate it catching someone out at first glance, but anyone even remotely intelligent should be able to quickly figure it out after the initial confusion.
 
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One thing I will say for Amazon Logistics - so far none of the people driving for them have had any problem finding my address - it is a slightly less than straightforward one as the house name (no number) can make it look like the address is in the wrong order (and some systems even try to correct it :( ) and being quite rural the village name isn't actually where the house is and the postcode is vague. Some of the other courier companies the drivers and/or customer service staff are unable or unwilling to engage brain and figure it out - it isn't actually that difficult though I can appreciate it catching someone out at first glance, but anyone even remotely intelligent should be able to quickly figure it out after the initial confusion.
Amazon probably tells the drivers off and puts pressure on them to deliver.


All the couriers use gig drivers like deliveroo/uber eats now it seems, and it's made the services crap, I know amazon does the same but they clearly care about deliveries
Even DPD seem terrible since many years, I stopped ordering from OCUk purely because the couriers crap
 
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One thing I will say for Amazon Logistics - so far none of the people driving for them have had any problem finding my address
And yet they've delivered my orders to the wrong address multiple times even though every house (except ours) has the house number on it. They even delivered to the wrong side of the road last week where the house number extremely clear and they had to be pretty much staring at it when they dumped it in front of the neighbours door. I should also note that the instructions for delivering here say leave in porch. The house they left it at doesn't have a porch ... that should have been a clue! Utterly useless drivers.
 
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I was walking past a street earlier and some woman was looking inside a bin.

some other bloke walking past asked what she was doing.

"looking for a parcel that's been left in a bin, but it's not here"

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The houses don't have individual bins and they are down a back street :cry:


No idea what courier it was though
 
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Hardly. If they can't read the door numbers either side of our house then they need glasses. It's not like they're hard to read; the drivers are just completely lazy/blind. And the fact they can deliver to completely the wrong side of the road when the door number is staring them in the face is inexcusable.
Why don't you just fit a door number? :S
 
Hardly. If they can't read the door numbers either side of our house then they need glasses. It's not like they're hard to read; the drivers are just completely lazy/blind. And the fact they can deliver to completely the wrong side of the road when the door number is staring them in the face is inexcusable.

Now you are expecting them to understand English :D

IMO About time they accepted What Three Words as an address.
 
Have you considered that sometimes a house can be built where there wasn't a house before and the sequence of numbers would not fit to postal area, which explains a name rather than number.

BUT what number would be your choice :p
Not sure who you are white knighting for here - from what the lad said, he has a regular door number in the pattern you'd expect, but he doesn't have a number on his house. He is whinging they can't find his house, but doesn't have a door number.

Your point here seems to be supporting the Amazon driver for not assuming ?
 
Not sure who you are white knighting for here - from what the lad said, he has a regular door number in the pattern you'd expect, but he doesn't have a number on his house. He is whinging they can't find his house, but doesn't have a door number.

Your point here seems to be supporting the Amazon driver for not assuming ?

I only read what I could be bothered to read (very popular online) and just assumed you was being an arse ;)
 
IMO About time they accepted What Three Words as an address.
DPD are the only one that seem to allow you to set this up that I've found. Handy for us as there are 2 number 6s on our road and the other house get a bit arsy with us when a courier/take away driver gets the wrong house for some reason like I'd purposefully rather have them get our stuff :confused:
 
Got 36 rolls of Andrex through Amazon Vine today, not sure why they needed anyone to review toilet roll nor why anyone would read a review of toilet roll, but it's £26 worth so I'll gladly oblige!
£26? I get 24 Andrex for £13 from Amazon on Subscribe and Save. Love it, so much better than the supermarket branded rubbish.
 
Why don't you just fit a door number? :S
I've lived in this house for a lot of years and not needed a number as every other house near me does have the number clearly on their house. I'm also not sure why I should suddenly need to as Amazon Logistics (who are the only ones who have managed to mis-deliver) have proven it doesn't matter if the door number is on the house or not, they still manage to deliver to the wrong house 1/2 dozen times a year.

It's not really rocket science is it. Most streets have one side even numbered and the other side odd numbered so if they see 2, 4, 6, 10, 12 then it's pretty obvious that the unnumbered house is number 8 (not my house number btw -just an example) and the other side is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 etc. The fact they've delivered, in this example to numbers 4 and 9 recently just proves they are either illiterate or just plain lazy, so me having the number on the house isn't going to fix that.
 
I've lived in this house for a lot of years and not needed a number as every other house near me does have the number clearly on their house. I'm also not sure why I should suddenly need to as Amazon Logistics (who are the only ones who have managed to mis-deliver) have proven it doesn't matter if the door number is on the house or not, they still manage to deliver to the wrong house 1/2 dozen times a year.

It's not really rocket science is it. Most streets have one side even numbered and the other side odd numbered so if they see 2, 4, 6, 10, 12 then it's pretty obvious that the unnumbered house is number 8 (not my house number btw -just an example) and the other side is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 etc. The fact they've delivered, in this example to numbers 4 and 9 recently just proves they are either illiterate or just plain lazy, so me having the number on the house isn't going to fix that.
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What kind of numpty is upset his house isn't found but doesn't even have a number on it? Why should they guess your number?
 
I've lived in this house for a lot of years and not needed a number as every other house near me does have the number clearly on their house. I'm also not sure why I should suddenly need to as Amazon Logistics (who are the only ones who have managed to mis-deliver) have proven it doesn't matter if the door number is on the house or not, they still manage to deliver to the wrong house 1/2 dozen times a year.

It's not really rocket science is it. Most streets have one side even numbered and the other side odd numbered so if they see 2, 4, 6, 10, 12 then it's pretty obvious that the unnumbered house is number 8 (not my house number btw -just an example) and the other side is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 etc. The fact they've delivered, in this example to numbers 4 and 9 recently just proves they are either illiterate or just plain lazy, so me having the number on the house isn't going to fix that.

If I put your postcode into a search, could it find your address by the name it is called?
 
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