*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

[Spuj]

I confess that this thread needs more confessions.

Also, I blatantly edited Spuj's signature

I had a feeling it was you as I had seen you had visited my profile, Ban worthy I say

My friend slept with a GB athlete who is married with children. This athlete is a national treasure, and this revelation would destroy their public persona.

I want to tell people, or even sell the story, but it would create all sorts of problems for my friend.

Ooooooo that has the potential to be very juicy if true.

 

[Jono8]

Jessica Ennis?

Got to be i reckon. Not many other current female GB athletes you would call a national treasure who are married with kids.

 

[dasyad]

Got to be i reckon. Not many other current female GB athletes you would call a national treasure.

Could be Laura Trott i suppose.

Where do they mention it's a woman?

 

[Jono8]

Where do they mention it's a woman?

True!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I had a feeling it was you as I had seen you had visited my profile, Ban worthy I say

It's possible to edit signatures and profiles without visiting it though

 

[Spuj]

It's possible to edit signatures and profiles without visiting it though

No one is safe!!!!

 

[Fire_fly]

Mo Farah as the athlete?

 

[Ayahuasca]

The athlete thing isn't surprising, the Olympic villages are meant to be orgy central.

 

[Jamesyboyjim]

Got to be i reckon. Not many other current female GB athletes you would call a national treasure who are married with kids.

He's a lucky git if it is her!

 

[2StepSteve]

Hasn't Jessica Ennis only got one kid?

 

[cheesyboy]

GB athlete will surely be a man, there aren't any female athletes with more than one child.

Farah, Rutherford (one child IIRC) are the only current athletes you'd class as 'national treasure'. They might be using 'athlete' to describe any olympic sport, though. That opens it up to Wiggins, maybe one or two other cyclists. Can't think of any others.

Maybe a former olympian, though. Like Hoy, Radcliffe, Adlington (divorced/separated IIRC), Pinsent, Redgrave etc.

 

[Housey]

I've had many a shag with Victoria Pendleton (in my dreams) does that count?

 

[Phate]

Orange font Housey! That way nobody knows it's you!

Removed

 

[Skidder]

I am addicted to MMOs. I've played most of them over the previous years and I can't help thinking about new ones that are coming out and how I will level up in them and what class I will play and what gear. When my wife got a job where she earned enough to keep us and our child in a decent life style I faked depression so I could just stay at home and play Elder Scrolls all day. I haven't got the courage to tell her that I don't really have depression and that I lied just so I could game all day. I love leveling and that sense of achievement that you get from getting geared up. It's such a buzz and I'd rather do that than work or spend time with her to be honest. Everyone else is just an inconvenience that just gets in the way.




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That sounds an awful lot like depression. Good news as you're probably actually being honest with your wife, just not yourself.

 

[Jamesyboyjim]

Its gotta be Chris Akabusi!!

 

[Skidder]

Could be someone from the special olympics team.

 

[Housey]

Orange font Housey! That way nobody knows it's you!

'kin noobs

 

[Diddums]

I've had many a shag with Victoria Pendleton (in my dreams) does that count?

OMG! At first I was totally like "lol he wants to bang a horsey face" then I saw this photo, and well, seems I want to bang a horsey face too.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01566/_Victoria_Pendleto_1566046a.jpg

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[MrSniper]

This thread is perfect!

 

[Housey]

OMG! At first I was totally like "lol he wants to bang a horsey face" then I saw this photo, and well, seems I want to bang a horsey face too.

Tis all about her eyes....

Right, back on topic.