*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

When I was in my late teens I had a spell of "activity" with my sister's friends. She is 2 years older than me and at the time was living with one girl, who I had sex with frequently. She even snuck up to my uni house on the train just to see me, or doing it while my sister had popped to the shops etc.
That wasn't the first one, either. I've slept with 4 of her closest friends and none of them know about each other, nor does my sister at all. I'm now in my 30s and married, my wife knows about one of them (I was really drunk and said something, which I instantly regretted). My wife likes to think I was a virgin before I met her, I'm sure, but there have been times where I've had sex with the office secretary (before I met my wife) on the COO's desk (he was a moron anyway, best use of his desk) and many other worse things I could never admit to my wife.
 
GB athlete will surely be a man, there aren't any female athletes with more than one child.

Farah, Rutherford (one child IIRC) are the only current athletes you'd class as 'national treasure'. They might be using 'athlete' to describe any olympic sport, though. That opens it up to Wiggins, maybe one or two other cyclists. Can't think of any others.

Maybe a former olympian, though. Like Hoy, Radcliffe, Adlington (divorced/separated IIRC), Pinsent, Redgrave etc.

Maybe Linford Christie, in which case the "friend" might still walk a bit funny. I have no idea how he was able to run so fast with that thing smacking against his legs.
 
GB athlete will surely be a man, there aren't any female athletes with more than one child.

Farah, Rutherford (one child IIRC) are the only current athletes you'd class as 'national treasure'. They might be using 'athlete' to describe any olympic sport, though. That opens it up to Wiggins, maybe one or two other cyclists. Can't think of any others.

Maybe a former olympian, though. Like Hoy, Radcliffe, Adlington (divorced/separated IIRC), Pinsent, Redgrave etc.


Lol a few of the trans escorts i know shagged quite a lot of the athletes last olympics.
 
Its Friday afternoon and I'll be going home shortly but I just want to thank the OcUK community for literally making this week hilarious! I've spent all week at my desk reading this and the previous threads, I had no idea how interesting you lot were with your sordid secrets :p please keep them coming!
 
Of course they did :rolleyes:


They shagged more of the soldiers though lol.


Who was the giver, who received?

also since this is anon, why not reveal the athlete's name in ORANGE?

Don't know i dont ask for details judging by the girls rhough theyre mostly bottom

I've apprently had a threesome with someone who used to be on the english rugby team though, but i was only told after.

No odea what his name was.
 
Mags was the fully redacted one just too dirty, or was it illegal?

It was well written but still dealt with consensual underage sexual activity. Very underage.

Anyway.

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redacted poster said:
Hey,

Is there any reason why my confession was redacted? I guess I did focus too much on religion and posted too negatively in that regard, and the mods probably didn't like that. You can just edit the post and explain there why it was redacted?

Just annoying as I spent ages typing all that up. :(

Thanks

Edited version.

I apologise if this is a bit long.

[]Now, during this time I was unbelievably horny as you would expect. I distinctly remember getting raging [] from just listening to the lyrics of songs. So one time, I was at my friend’s house and we had some music on. Unable to control my raging [], I got into his bed and pulled my trousers down a bit. For some reason, or by mistake, he pulled the duvet off only to reveal said raging [] on. Anyways, one thing led to another and for the next 6 months to a year we would regularly [] each other off and some times even [] each other off. We were both straight and would put porn on whilst doing said activities.

I look back on this time with so much guilt, we were really young and had no idea what we were doing, but would meet up regularly and there was a certain thrill to the ‘wrongness’ of it. As an adult now, I am completely comfortable in my sexuality and am 100% straight. Although I did have a bit of a ‘phase’ a couple of years ago. But I came out of that still straight. I even have a girlfriend who I have been with for a number of years now. Our sex life is great and I love her very much. However, just one problem – we are Muslim. Now girlfriends and sex before marriage isn’t really permitted in the religion. Both of us are not religious at all but I really just say I’m muslim for the sake of it and to keep my family happy.

You may wonder, where do we do the deed? Well, we both still live at home with our parents so it’s quite a challenge, but no challenge is too great when you have two horny adolescents. I would (and still do) sneak into her room through her window. Luckily she has a lock on her door and an en-suite room so bathroom isn’t an issue. We have also done it in random places in the car. Someone spotted us once and called the police (get a life right?). Thankfully, when the police car pulled up to my car, I managed to get my trousers half up and talked my way out of it before the officers stepped out their car (I even surprised myself how calm I was). I think they were mainly just concerned that I was with a prostitute as we were not too far from a known prostitute hotspot.

Oh yeah, we’ve been together for over 4 years and her parents still have no clue about me. My mum knows however and she’s been quite open minded about it surprisingly. But I hope the day will come where we can just get married and finally get away from all this.

This whole experience with the secrecy and not being able to be completely open about our relationship has made us both absolutely resent our religion and the culture that we come from. I absolutely cannot stand parts of my family as some of the religious chat they come out with is just mind numbingly stupid and I cannot comprehend how people can live with such delusion. Literally everything is based on religion for some people in my extended family.

Now because of this I absolutely get a massive thrill whenever I do something that is against the religion or taboo in our culture. I first got absolutely smashed in 2013 when I was 19 during a weekend away in Newcastle with some mates. That was the time of my life. I loved it so much that I still get drunk on nights out and have such a good time. And it’s also made me realise not to take life to seriously and that living by such strict set of rules your entire life is the worst thing imaginable. I am so glad my family moved to the UK and that I have grown up here. If we were still back in my parent’s home country, I think I would genuinely rather kill myself than have to live a life so based on religion and rules and obedience. [] that.

I consider myself atheist but to my family I am muslim. I don’t think this is something I could ever tell them. My parents are not that religious either to be honest and thankfully don’t force things on me at all really. But I know that I can never tell them about the alcohol or the atheist views I hold.

Other acts of rebellion against religion include smoking weed with my girlfriend and [] each others brains out for hours on end. Pure bliss.

Despite all this, I have somehow managed to maintain an absolutely immaculate image of myself to my family. They see me as this perfect man who could never even think to do such things. I have become so good at lying that I even scare myself at times. I have performed exceptionally well in my studies and this has helped to maintain this ‘good boy’ image so far.

Unfortunately, I have no confessions involving faeces.



At primary school, I went through a brief stage where I decided to poo on the floor in the toilet instead of in the bowl like a normal human.
I don't know why.

It became quite a thrill when it got to the stage that the head teacher addressed the issue in assembly and they had dedicated staff to authorise and record every child's trip to the toilet during lesson times for a couple of weeks at least.
That didn't stop me, as I usually managed to find a window of opportunity and continued the game of cat and mouse until the novelty wore off and I retired undefeated.
 
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I was happy married for over 10 years. I did not think my relationship would breakdown but throughout our marriage I built up Blackmail information against my wife and her family just incase it did.

When me I got divorced I used it to shaft her out of half a million.
 
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