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Someone rap with me 
insult me you barstuards
insult me you barstuards
Anyone can do it.....can you
- Thread starter ElRazur
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Nitefly said:
Your right you are a disease you should never had been, your mum should have got birth control
ill take your broken heart n soul because you cant rap so go back to rock n roll
its like your girl said "its not u, its your premature ejaculation"
so sort your personal problems before u start causin mayhem
give me your steal plated ribs and trust me i wil break-them
when battlin me, ill leave bigger signs than SCARS
i take it to a whole new level like i was the first man on mars
I dont usally spit and type,
but ill give this a go because EL, he just aint doing it right
no offence but your lyrics are far from tight
this is a pc users forum we gotta respect that
we cant use this place to post anything phat
We have to remember peeps have different tastes,
different lives and walks of life
EL, your rippin so many can i just say, i loved your wife.
Alota' people here dont like rap
many here think its crap
some like puma some like nike
but id say 99% of us, love a nice dyke
dude, these guys are computers users
not keyboard abusers
put your mic away
you are in denile dude, your the one whos gay
i drop bombs, make number ones
EL you aint got no skill, read line one, my stuff is ill
this is to all the chavs,
the ignornat fools who wear them popper pants thinkin their cool, the sterotype pricks who think we scousers leave every car on bricks
the forums are a place i can post i dont come on here to boast, about my lack of education and the feel of sanitation, stare at these billionairs wishing they relation
thats the end of me rap, i gotta go the fridge for a snack, thanks guys
EL Harmless fun, this is my first 'typed freestyle' hope you like it.
but ill give this a go because EL, he just aint doing it right
no offence but your lyrics are far from tight
this is a pc users forum we gotta respect that
we cant use this place to post anything phat
We have to remember peeps have different tastes,
different lives and walks of life
EL, your rippin so many can i just say, i loved your wife.
Alota' people here dont like rap
many here think its crap
some like puma some like nike
but id say 99% of us, love a nice dyke
dude, these guys are computers users
not keyboard abusers
put your mic away
you are in denile dude, your the one whos gay
i drop bombs, make number ones
EL you aint got no skill, read line one, my stuff is ill
this is to all the chavs,
the ignornat fools who wear them popper pants thinkin their cool, the sterotype pricks who think we scousers leave every car on bricks
the forums are a place i can post i dont come on here to boast, about my lack of education and the feel of sanitation, stare at these billionairs wishing they relation
thats the end of me rap, i gotta go the fridge for a snack, thanks guys
EL Harmless fun, this is my first 'typed freestyle' hope you like it.
Soldato
ElRazur said:
Ok, let me just stop you right there.
You fools have got some rhymes, but like flies your gonna drop
Cos coarsing through my veins, I got genuine hip hop.
I've come to educate you, like school days back in classes
See when i start to flow, people heed me in their masses
I'm gonna make it clear to you, in talk you understand
I'm in your face, can't stop,erase, I'm Gav and I'm da man.
Cos coarsing through my veins, I got genuine hip hop.
I've come to educate you, like school days back in classes
See when i start to flow, people heed me in their masses
I'm gonna make it clear to you, in talk you understand
I'm in your face, can't stop,erase, I'm Gav and I'm da man.
Sanzy said:
Damn straight I'm a disease I should have never of been, I punched through my mums womb like in that Alien scene
What the hell lies, what was that stupid girl saying? All I know is that your mum wasn't complaing!
My mind is so ill, I'm sick and perverse, when I kill you to make sure your dead I'll car crash your hearse
First man on mars? Damn dog you rhyme silly, its like the runt rap offspring of Elrazur and Gilly
Gavstar said:
We may be fools but your far from cool,
we may be flies but your the **** we l-o-v-e,
i need some education, make my brain clean wash it with your mens d-o-v-e
Gav you sound like a chav, the man? what, your boys they callin you stan? give up dude, you just aint got the mood
be a little angry, throw some abuse, then come back and count my stack
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Gavstar said:
You got some balls ill give you that, coming in here all rat-a-tat-tat,
thinking you da man and being all that, when all you are is another name for a cat,
educate me? educate you! you know as much as the **** on my shoe,
Your gav and your da man, to me you are like a baby in a pram,
get outta my face, come by again, and it will be bam bam bam!
chris_r said:
Nice i like it.
I represent the new breed of O C U K
60% of you cant even me like madam Bouqet
The rest have no style no substance but just a cliche
Hence i put you where i want, on the shelf like a dummy display
El's got you guys in check, holding you still like your favourite hair spray
Im ok im all right and im doing good
My style my flow is not from the hood
Yet most things is i say is completely misunderstood
Seriously i hate to brag, but you know im good
If my dick was a gun i would be El Eastwood
But here am i eating them like sea food
All you warriors watching, trying to have a go, my advice is never bus' a rhyme
Until you are sure you can come correct in real time
ScarySquirrel said:
I gotta be honest your gonna put up a fight, so im gonna have try give some mite
unlike me you can spell, you prob at uni passed at school-e, college too
but reading your lines made me scream boo
dude, you aint got a clue
i gotta struggle to buy anything i need, peeps outside cant sleep, addicted to speed, driving fast cars, showing the greed
they all the the game, they all the same but look at me, im rare, i swear my rymes are clean yours sound quite mean
i can imagine you to be like mr muscle, loving the jobs i hate, for you that may be great but listen to your fate
signing out is a good idea, listen to ma peer, he says go do it quick, yo move to slow
i make bars, line by line, listening to you going wine wine wine, dude say something long you wont go wrong, i kinda respect you, and this thread is sick, 11 pages an going strong time for you to retire dude, stick to sundays at the church quier
chris_r said:
You doubt my style? my flow? my rhymes? for that you gonna pay
You think you're waxing lyrical, but got sweet F.A. to say.
You say you need my teaching, but damn you're a lost cause
To comprehend my message is beyond a mind like yours.
You picked up my gauntlet, for that respect is due,
But chav, you insane? say that again and its the last thing that you'll do.
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Nitefly said:
My mum ? your the type of guy whos see's a boys drink you'll spike it ..But **** it heres a Story i hope you like it
There was an english man
scottish man and Nitefly who is half man half woman
3 of them got on a hand glider but there was 2 much weight
so i thought i'd chuck the transvestite off b4 its 2 late
so i said lets play a game u gotta sing and join with your hands
it goes IF YOUR A TRANVESTITE AND U KNO IT .....CLAP YOUR HANDS
your mum and dad are both clappin quick 2 compete
but i spose growin up in a ****ed up family aint your fault but what do you expect
from some one shafed that many times his arse cheeks dont meet
Sanzy said:
is that a joke? where is the rhyme??? Some sort of different freestyling??
ElRazur said:
You mention time but your lines come out like you type after a quick binge on the wine
I read your posts an always thrown, hand over the crown.
dude, you got no styles im rockin lot29, hoodies an timberland mules you mane, you just think yer cool
isnt it your bed time? you up this late is like a crime, it just aint right and your lines they are aloud of *****
EL seems short, its your time to abort, chris is here, for good so stop writing that crap from your wannabe hood you cant rap turn to rock an sing with a puddle of mudd
im young and making you look small, its your curtains call, yours close mine open you dead dude, come back when your in a ryming mood
Soldato
chris_r said:
is that sarcastic?
ScarySquirrel said:
Hello Operator? Put me through to this hater! I got things he needs to know,
first off the bat, another name for a cat? Dude, you on the blow!?
Chris_R was first, I blew his mind, wanna suffer the same fate?
Cos a squirrel squaring up to me has too much on his plate
I'm giving you a warning, strike one, don't push me more.
So walk away, while you still can or boom! you're on the floor
chris_r said:
I dont know what you came here for
You aint half as strong, you are drunk and wearing your mother's thong
Some one better tell this dude before i crack his jaw
I studied your rhyme but it is filled with flaws
You need to go back home and practice more
One word to describe your rap - it is a bore and im starting to snore
The difference between me and you
My rap is a blessing while yours is uterly depressing
Yeah you know it so i suggest you start confesing
You dont bring a knife to gun fight
So go back home and get it all tight.
No you fool I aint any of those two, I'm a sick ******* alien whos come down to rape youSanzy said:
The fly ain't no tranny but this misunderstanding has shown why I have so many of your damn missed calls on my phone
My roundhouse kick will connect with your face so sublime that you will feel my ankle at the back of you mind
My skills are so fresh they be ahead of this time, but if you gunna try take my crown then at least learn to RHYME
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