Anyone can do it.....can you

Sanzy · 17 Apr 2006 at 01:58

Nitefly said:
No you fool I aint any of those two, I'm a sick ******* alien whos come down to rape you
The fly ain't no tranny but this misunderstanding has shown why I have so many of your damn missed calls on my phone
My roundhouse kick will connect with your face so sublime that you will feel my ankle at the back of you mind
My skills are so fresh they be ahead of this time, but if you gunna try take my crown then at least learn to RHYME

yeh the last one i did was poo lol but im tired and bored so cant be bothered to do anymore tonight

Treefrog · 17 Apr 2006 at 01:58

ElRazur said:
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60% of you cant even me like madam Bouqet

You're just asking for a name change to Hyacinth there El.

Zefan · 17 Apr 2006 at 01:59

Nix · 17 Apr 2006 at 01:59

lol, i've given up reading all this. El Raz dude, is there any point to the thread now?

Disclaimer: I am not sniping at you, before you decide I am.

chris_r · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:00

Gavstar said:
Hello Operator? Put me through to this hater! I got things he needs to know,
first off the bat, another name for a cat? Dude, you on the blow!?
Chris_R was first, I blew his mind, wanna suffer the same fate?
Cos a squirrel squaring up to me has too much on his plate
I'm giving you a warning, strike one, don't push me more.
So walk away, while you still can or boom! you're on the floor

I was the one being kind, but mane you aint blew my mind,
you aint made me suffer but ill make you, when im finished you wont need no operator you wont need a lift cos you'll have no legs for the escalator
you come on here actin like terminator
look at my words i make them big and tall
like the other wannabe pimp you just labelled youself the latest gimp
your on here 24/7, dude i bet your the size of a blimp
your giving out strikes but still aint doin any good on the mics
we wont push, we wont rush, we like it slow and brutal
if your gonna make me or him hit the floor then bring it on im askin for more
look at you man, singing boom boom shake the forums room
you think your old school, your far from cool
bury your head my rymes go on all night, yours are just shey-giht

Nitefly · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:01

Sanzy said:
yeh the last one i did was poo lol but im tired and bored so cant be bothered to do anymore tonight

Woo I win

Blatently the best rap battle of the thread :cool:

Aruffell · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:01

Gavstar said:
Hello Operator? Put me through to this hater! I got things he needs to know,
first off the bat, another name for a cat? Dude, cut down on the blow!
Chris_R was first, I blew his mind, wanna suffer the same fate?
Cos a squirrel squaring up to me has too much on his plate
I'm giving you a warning, strike one, don't push me more.
So walk away, while you still can or boom! you're on the floor

The operator can't help you, you aint got a clue. The other guys were whack, but they all knew.
I'm here to tell ya, your rhymes are slacking, dont get sad, just get cracking.
Write some new lines, cut off the wines, there spacing you out, no need to shout.
What's with the strikes, we're not playing bassball, stop trying to be a yank, that stuff is ****.
You say about Chris's mind, and about his fate, just coz you luck out on all your date's.
Is it coz your ugly, i think it's true, you cant get a girl, boo hoo to you.
I know my rhymes suck, we should make a club, we can have our weekly meetings at the back of the pub.

Andy

ElRazur · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:03

Nix said:
lol, i've given up reading all this. El Raz dude, is there any point to the thread now?

Disclaimer: I am not sniping at you, before you decide I am.

Well, i gave up in the begining when it was kinda derailed but them i came back and see people enjoying themselves so why not. I just wanted a freestyle but people had to drag me into a battle mode.....

maybe the don will pick the best freestyler and battle rap then close it.

Nix · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:04

ElRazur said:
Well, i gave up in the begining when it was kinda derailed but them i came back and see people enjoying themselves so why not. I just wanted a freestyle but people had to drag me into a battle mode.....

maybe the don will pick the best freestyler and battle rap then close it.

Careful not to sail to close to the wind though mate, star out a few of those swearies etc, don't troll anyone

Play nice!

chris_r · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:04

ElRazur said:
I dont know what you came here for
You aint half as strong, you are drunk and wearing your mother's thong
Some one better tell this dude before i crack his jaw
I studied your rhyme but it is filled with flaws
You need to go back home and practice more
One word to describe your rap - it is a bore and im starting to snore
The difference between me and you
My rap is a blessing while yours is uterly depressing
Yeah you know it so i suggest you start confesing
You dont bring a knife to gun fight
So go back home and get it all tight.

Your ryming with the first word that comes to your head, your the one that needa go bed
i may be drunk but i aint wearing no thong, so el, dude you got that wrong
unlike yours my face aint made of glass so you wont be cracking no jaw, talking bout' bore and snore? dude you go on and on your worse then al gore

i dont wanna gun fight because i aint no g, where as you, your from a big hard fam-il-y get your head sorted this place is the net look in the mirror you aint no threat

chris_r · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:06

ElRazur said:
Well, i gave up in the begining when it was kinda derailed but them i came back and see people enjoying themselves so why not. I just wanted a freestyle but people had to drag me into a battle mode.....

maybe the don will pick the best freestyler and battle rap then close it.

How cool would daily battles be here?

Zefan · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:06

chris_r said:
How cool would daily battles be here?

I refer to my previous statement.

chris_r · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:07

Zefan said:
I refer to my previous statement.

It's just a bit of fun

Nix · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:07

Zefan said:
I refer to my previous statement.

Can you buy 'asshats' on ebay? How does one go about wearing such an article?

Zefan · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:10

Wiki
I'm sure you know the meaning anyway. Anyone seen the ace video of the two american kids battling it out? My god they were lame!

Sanzy · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:12

Want To see a Good Free Stlye Heres Jin LINK!!

ElRazur · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:15

chris_r said:
Your ryming with the first word that comes to your head, your the one that needa go bed
i may be drunk but i aint wearing no thong, so el, dude you got that wrong
unlike yours my face aint made of glass so you wont be cracking no jaw, talking bout' bore and snore? dude you go on and on your worse then al gore

i dont wanna gun fight because i aint no g, where as you, your from a big hard fam-il-y get your head sorted this place is the net look in the mirror you aint no threat

The whole point of battle rap is to take rhyme and word to new heights
This i can do without hesitation any time day or dark night
I was on the sideline when you dragged me into the ring
Now i pounced on you and flingbang you just to show you im the real king
This king aint even wearing no bling just straight linguistic string
Now your cry for help is falling on deaf ears
Watch YOUR supporters as they give me the cheers
When i look in the mirror i see me, i see elrazur
But what do you see? you see something that cut faster than a laser.

When next you wanna battle, make sure it aint me.

Gavstar · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:15

chris_r said:
I was the one being kind, but mane you aint blew my mind,
you aint made me suffer but ill make you, when im finished you wont need no operator you wont need a lift cos you'll have no legs for the escalator
you come on here actin like terminator
look at my words i make them big and tall
like the other wannabe pimp you just labelled youself the latest gimp
your on here 24/7, dude i bet your the size of a blimp
your giving out strikes but still aint doin any good on the mics
we wont push, we wont rush, we like it slow and brutal
if your gonna make me or him hit the floor then bring it on im askin for more
look at you man, singing boom boom shake the forums room
you think your old school, your far from cool
bury your head my rymes go on all night, yours are just shey-giht

How many more times? more lines? more rhymes? will it take to get this through?
I am your superior, theres nothing you can do.
You diss my size? don't fantasize, I'm built like that terminator
Brutal and slow? what you stalling fo'? i'll get you sooner or later
In this fight, I'm number one, that makes you number two.
Squirrels keeping quiet, he knows his place, maybe you should try it too?

ElRazur · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:16

chris_r said:
How cool would daily battles be here?

I dont think i will do the next one.having said that, it is a good idea.

chris_r · 17 Apr 2006 at 02:19

ElRazur said:
I dont think i will do the next one.having said that, it is a good idea.

ORLY?, You giving in? Throwing in the towel, finally realising im here for the win?

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