Anyone can do it.....can you

[reflex]

this thread is pointless, but no need for a stress

tehehe

 

[manveruppd]

This thread is like a multiple car pile-up: it's awful but I can't tear myself away! Thanks for the laughs guys!

 

[surfsquid]

y'all o'cukers thinks you can rap,
just hang on a while till the squid brings it back,
I blow y'all away with my gangsta beats,
i was writing this **** while elraz was on his mommas teets.


BOOM






I feel so dirty

 

[Nana]

yo yo.. bitch... yo yo..

thats about all rap ever says to me....


yo yo yo.. bitch bitch yo

tee hee hee



yo



bitch yo

 

[Jonny69]

Uh huh, uh huh, it's Jonny69 in da house.

When something happens in SE London, nothing happens, just another geek dead.

Straight outta Beckenham, a crazy mother****er name jonny69
From the gang called overclockers with attitude...

 

[Sanzy]

Let me invite you to climb into sanzy's mind
where you'll find, some sick ryhmes that will shatter your spine
Its like I'm sent from the future to tutor
and verbally abuse ,please ocuk dont rap go to the speakers corner and share your views
cause I'm a mad scientist, ready to operate
and your ownly option is to cooperate
because I've sealed your fate,I control your behavior
through teleconesis, like Professor Xavier.



ElRazur has been getting some Dissin , I wonder if a Don
was to suspend, would anybody miss him?

 

[Nitefly]

Uh huh, uh huh, it's Jonny69 in da house.

When something happens in SE London, nothing happens, just another geek dead.

Straight outta Beckenham, a crazy mother****er name jonny69
From the gang called overclockers with attitude...

Your rap was whack, are you smoking crack? You will get 'o rly?'ed with a **** rap like that. I'm a natural born solidier with guns, no one told ya? Rap again and fly will kill your sister whos older.

and verbally abuse please ocuk dont rap go to the speakers corner and share your views

W.T.F. how does that go? No rhyme in your flow - I bet when you typed your keyboard screamed "NO"

 

[Sanzy]

and verbally abuse , please ocuk dont rap go to the speakers corner and share your views

 

[Old Turkey]

I got my Ho's up in my shed,
spades too,
dem weeds,
they be dead,
But things aint been the same
since the council took my spot,
dam dem fools,
I want my allotment back!
We gonna cap that fool,
this time next year,
thats because its election year.

Yeah... Peace brah

 

[Nitefly]

and verbally abuse , please ocuk dont rap go to the speakers corner and share your views

Ah. At least make a come back with a gangster rap I can retaliate with

 

[RandomTom]

Uh huh, uh huh, it's Jonny69 in da house.

When something happens in SE London, nothing happens, just another geek dead.

Straight outta Beckenham, a crazy mother****er name jonny69
From the gang called overclockers with attitude...

legend.

Side note: I live less than a mile away from a tiny village called Compton, and im gonna go dressed as an original gangster and take a photo next to the sign

 

[Jonny69]

Edited: actually that was crap, I'll try again

 

[Sanzy]

Ah. At least make a come back with a gangster rap I can retaliate with

You’re gona get shook and stay shooked like you’re orgasm got locked
Can’t find the key to solve the problem.
You’ll crumble to dust as I stay rock and u blush as u put-on-your-frock
Rewind the time before you called the clash but u-can’t-read-clocks
Say I can’t rhyme for no reason, im the man on here so why commit treason

 

[Jonny69]

Right about now OWA in full effect,
Judge ElRazur residing, in the case of OWA vs the police department,
Prosecuting attorneys are MC RandomTom, Mohinder and Jonny mother******* 69,
Order, order, order,
RandomTom take the mother******* stand,
Do you agree to tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help your black ass?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

ElRazur has been getting some Dissin , I wonder if a Don
was to suspend, would anybody miss him?

I don't think so.
Read El Razur's original rap :

you read my views in here and you can tell im untochable cuz Dons can do no jack

I'm sure the Dons wouldn't want to be on the end of a drive-by.

 

[ElvisFan]

I can do "The Only Rhyme That Bites" by MC TUNES, and I do a cracking "Ebeneezer Goode" by the Shamen.

 

[Gilly]

You're god-damned right.

 

[Stag]

[put's on bling and hoodie]

I hear ElRaz don't like them queers
he fears they might spike his beers
and ride him like a 5 dollar hoe
but he don't wanna be no schmoe
the white liberals think hes a fool
but he knows hes too damn cool
he'll shoot them down from his 2 bit wheels
those gay boys will wish they hadn't worn heels

[/removes garments and burns them]

 

[Old Turkey]

Knockin back Ribenna,
I was in no state to play,
loaded up my gun,
hell has come to pay
rolling to the park,
I was lookin for a fight
must be done by seven,
cuz its a school night.
kids run and duck for cover,
tears and lots of blubber
i dropped that dummy
but dont worry mummy
he aint dead
cuz its just a bit of spud to his head

 

[Sanzy]

Knockin back Ribenna,
I was in no state to play,
loaded up my gun,
hell has come to pay
rolling to the park,
I was lookin for a fight
must be done by seven,
cuz its a school night.
kids run and duck for cover,
tears and lots of blubber
i dropped that dummy
but dont worry mummy
he aint dead
cuz its just a bit of spud to his head

lol