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Sanzy said:
You’re gona get shook and stay shooked like you’re orgasm got locked
Can’t find the key to solve the problem.
You’ll crumble to dust as I stay rock and u blush as u put-on-your-frock
Rewind the time before you called the clash but u-can’t-read-clocks
Say I can’t rhyme for no reason, im the man on here so why commit treason
Orgasm got locked as in like locked full non stop? That ain't no problem to me, so go **** your key! The only dust left is when I rapped past you so fast that it when I sped past it was like I downed ten tonnes of slim-fast. Clocks? hell I don't need no clock! don't matter what time I shoot you house up with a g'lock. Nitefly's in the house this ain't no treasonin', I'll eat your carcass with a pepper corn seasoning.
 
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Nitefly said:
Orgasm got locked as in like locked full non stop? That ain't no problem to me, so go **** your key! The only dust left is when I rapped past you so fast that it when I sped past it was like I downed ten tonnes of slim-fast. Clocks? hell I don't need no clock! don't matter what time I shoot you house up with a g'lock. Nitefly's in the house this ain't no treasonin', I'll eat your carcass with a pepper corn seasoning.


sumbodys head is gettin way to big
your throwin your best but im just to quick
my verse is like SARS its unbelievbly sick
cummin with the jokes but you lackin the skills
your like a fairground ride but without the thrills
your like a pitbull dog but you bite without teeth
Nitefly how you like this for beef?
just like a budgy your flow is CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP !
when i read your verse i fell to sleep in my seat
u'll b regretin allright when im in my jeep packin heat
your high like the tower of piza but your stackin is weak
ill eat u up a treat well make sure u get beat
well make u hide your face wen your walkin the streets
the jester will hav to bow before the king
an beg for mercy wearin a clown suite on your knees
ill be observin your every move like i was the watcher
i got this boil Nitefly on my ass so im goin to a doctor , Holla
 
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Waoh im impressed. Those who sniped, those who keep it real thanks. Roachie can stop laughing.

Anyway here

I came in here with loads of respect
But this dudes, geeks and warriors gimme somthing i didnt expect
Gilly and mohinder all up in my face trying to disrespect
CBS with your thin veiled insult im more than happy to break your neck
but the dons dont wanna see that so i suggest you all keep in check
So in effect when next i open another thread, i demand respect.
Half of the warriors in here aint got no skillz
Mohinder please, you are a bald ginger trying to be ill
I suggest you go pop some pills so as to get your thrills
How many kills can you make with your spit drills
The abulity to freestyle is exclusive like house of beverly hills
.....El im out...No im back
I microwave suckers in millseconds
Dont bother or try to reckon
I do this like gone in 60 seconds.
 
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ElRazur said:
Waoh im impressed. Those who sniped, those who keep it real thanks. Roachie can stop laughing.

Anyway here

I came in here with loads of respect
But this dudes, geeks and warriors gimme somthing i didnt expect
Gilly and mohinder all up in my face trying to disrespect
CBS with your thin veiled insult im more than happy to break your neck
but the dons dont wanna see that so i suggest you all keep in check
So in effect when next i open another thread, i demand respect.
Half of the warriors in here aint got no skillz
Mohinder please, you are a bald ginger trying to be ill
I suggest you go pop some pills so as to get your thrills
How many kills can you make with your spit drills
The abulity to freestyle is exclusive like house of beverly hills
.....El im out...No im back
I microwave suckers in millseconds
Dont nother or try to reckon
I do this like gone in 60 seconds.

Seriously give up, it's bloody awful.
 
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Sanzy said:
sumbodys head is gettin way to big
your throwin your best but im just to quick
my verse is like SARS its unbelievbly sick
cummin with the jokes but you lackin the skills
your like a fairground ride but without the thrills
your like a pitbull dog but you bite without teeth
Nitefly how you like this for beef?
just like a budgy your flow is CHEAP CHEAP!
when i read your verse i fell to sleep in my seat
u'll b regretin allright when im in my jeep packin heat
your high like the tower of piza but your stackin is weak
ill eat u up a treat well make sure u get beat
well make u hide your face wen your walkin the streets
the jester will hav to bow before the king
an beg for mercy wearin a clown suite on your knees
ill be observin your every move like i was the watcher
i got this boil Nitefly on my ass so im goin to a doctor , Holla
My head is big? Yours is bigger than jesus. The only thing bigger than your head is my penis.
SARS is sick? Why do you think it was made? I INVENTED SARS and then I designed AIDS.
Damn boy your you versing is the lyrical runt, the only thing more whack is that ****** James Blunt
Damn right I'm the clown, at a suicide pace, I'll strap a bomb to my head and go and headbut your face .
Hell no sanzy I'm not just out here to defeat you, I'm out to cut you up in peaces and eat you!
 
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Zefan said:
Seriously give up, it's bloody awful.
holla, i aint down wit dat beats, dey is chillin da atmosphere here. Old Turkey, ma homeboi he knows where it's at, ribena bust a rhyme! that is illlll! :cool:
Nitefly said:
My head is big? Yours is bigger than jesus. The only thing bigger than your head is my penis.
Hahahahha, nitefly that was amazing!!! :p :cool:
 
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Hate said:
rap is tripe.

Bingo. RAP (of the sell-out variety) is majoritively profane rubbish, spouted by wannabe gangsters who think their life has been "plagued" and that the world owes them a favour.

Who cares who can "RAP" and who can't. RAP sucks, end of.
 
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cleanbluesky said:
Very charming, perhaps next time when everyone is calling you stupid I wont try and defend your position or explain to them that they are being impolite.

Haaa, You come out blunt, but i said what i think. beside it is a rap diss no harm intented.
People think im stupid, crazy, dumb, ..........(fill in the gap) One thing is I am what i am, i am El....ElRazur but im not what you might think i am.
 
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This is the best thread since sliced bread,
I think y'all better shut up and head to bed,
All this yo yo yo gansta rap stuff,
surely enough is enough?
S to the S is here, you better give up now,
Ill break out my ninja moves, finish with a bow,
seriously yo, shut your face, get outta this place,
enough IS enough, im fed up with this stuff,
time for me to sleep, i drank so much this easter,
i feel like shagging sheep, even a girl who is all like "meester meester"



/gets coat

seriously, best thread EVAR!"111
 
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ElRazur said:
Waoh im impressed. Those who sniped, those who keep it real thanks. Roachie can stop laughing.

Anyway here

I came in here with loads of respect
But this dudes, geeks and warriors gimme somthing i didnt expect
Gilly and mohinder all up in my face trying to disrespect
CBS with your thin veiled insult im more than happy to break your neck
but the dons dont wanna see that so i suggest you all keep in check
So in effect when next i open another thread, i demand respect.
Half of the warriors in here aint got no skillz
Mohinder please, you are a bald ginger trying to be ill
I suggest you go pop some pills so as to get your thrills
How many kills can you make with your spit drills
The abulity to freestyle is exclusive like house of beverly hills
.....El im out...No im back
I microwave suckers in millseconds
Dont bother or try to reckon
I do this like gone in 60 seconds.

Any chance of posting a recording of any of your "freestyling"?
 
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Nitefly said:
My head is big? Yours is bigger than jesus. The only thing bigger than your head is my penis.
SARS is sick? Why do you think it was made? I INVENTED SARS and then I designed AIDS.
Damn boy your you versing is the lyrical runt, the only thing more whack is that ****** James Blunt
Damn right I'm the clown, at a suicide pace, I'll strap a bomb to my head and go and headbut your face .
Hell no sanzy I'm not just out here to defeat you, I'm out to cut you up in peaces and eat you!


Yo I gave you a pair of gloves and you still couldent get a grip
1 slip and this hole clash is mine, cos NiteFly this is where i draw the line
With a samuri sword slashed vertical right down your spine
Rip out your rib cage and leave your heart open
Bang your bird from the back and leave you heart broken
Your gunna eat me ? i'll burn your brain wid bars of hertful true meens rip it out and eat it like baked beans
 
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"Rap is poetry without reason, style or rhyme"

~Beansprout, 2006

I put some syllabulls into a line
New-space-new-line is it gonna rhyme?
Maybe I need more syllabulls this time
But that don't matter 'coz
I r a rapper
 
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Some of the rhymes are crap, but mine are dope.
They would impress the queen, her mother and the pope.
You invented SARS, you invented AIDS.
I put that **** in your cherry coolade
I know it's ill, can you feel
I'm the meanest mother****** since john peel
Now you feel me, you really do
Your be busting this rhyme whilst your on the loo
Nothing better to do, so have a ****
I'll run you over with a ******* huge tank.

Andy
 
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Royality said:
Why is everyone having a go at El Razur? He started a pretty good thread no?

I agree, this thread has brought so many laughs out of me,
its like i read a line and then my pants are full of pee,
everytime i reply, i feel like trying to rhyme,
but all that happens, is i look like a tit,
then i read what i wrote, and think "ah man thats ****"
 
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Sanzy said:
Yo I gave you a pair of gloves and you still couldent get a grip
1 slip and this hole clash is mine, cos NiteFly this is where i draw the line
With a samuri sword slashed vertical right down your spine
Rip out your rib cage and leave your heart open
Bang your bird from the back and leave you heart broken
Your gunna eat me ? i'll burn your brain wid bars of hertful true meens rip it out and eat it like baked beans
The line was drawn and you just walked over it, you go and had to start some damn stupid ****
Your samurai sword skills may be mighty impressive but they ain't got nothing on this gun I'm about to blow off you head with
Rib cage of steel, damn straight its real, so hard that to punch it will make you ******* wish you could'n feel
My hearts already broke, It doesn't exist, just like your face when it contacts my fist.
My bird won't mind, you know what you said? Don't matter at all, I killed her, she's dead.
Rapping so ill, I'm a new infectious disease, which sanzy has contacted, and is soon to decease.
 
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