(once again this is not freestyle but you can try)
EL Razur - heres a little story for you.
I told this yesterday in MUSIC but I'll condense it.
Two weeks before I joined the band I'm with now they chose another 'singer' over me and I was gutted.
Two weeks later I get a phone call asking me to reconsider joining them which I eventually did.
It transpired that the 'singer' had spent the whole of his hour audition telling them how brilliant he was and without singing a note they took it all in.
This actually showed the expertise of the 'singer' because up until that point the 4 members had about 85 years of experience in the music business between them.
At their first gig they didn't play one song in the first 45 minutes and all he did was talk to the audience but he was a good comedian.
They sacked him on the spot and their ex singer took the microphone to finish the gig off.
This singer is you El Razur.
All you've done is told us how brilliant you are and how you are number one.
In my eyes you are the comedian until you take the mic.
Our number one bad boy rapper Gilly used a £1.99 mic - do it.