psjohnson1984 - "Hello, Police? I wish to report a crime"
Police "Calm down sir, what is the nature of your emergency? Is somebody in immediate danger?"
psjohnson1984 - "Well no, but I was trying to buy a graphics card and a shop put the price up!"
Police "And was anybody hurt in the altercation?"
psjohnson1984 - "What? No it was on the internet. They scammed me"
Police "OK, so there some sort of fraud involved?"
psjohnson1984 - "Well no, I couldn't order the card because the site went down, But that's not the poi..."
Police - "So just to clarify, you are calling us because you attempted to place an order for a product and the shop changed the price?"
psjohnson1984 - "Yes, exactly!"
Police - "Stop wasting police time please" *Hangs up phone*