Badly explain what you do for a living.

[Demon]

My job consists of three key aspects:
1. I get paid to apply the same approach I take with my Children to some very intelligent adults..
2. I've found a way to exploit my super power of remembering every gadget/item I've ever bought (make/model/specs) to get paid more..
3. I help create things you prey to god you never need, but if you do need them, prey to god they exist..

 

[Reality|Bites]

so you're a catholic priest?

 

[Demon]

Sadly my brain can't 'do' religion.. I struggle watching star trek never mind wrapping my head around the bible.

 

[cu3ed]

People pay me to make pictures for them..my favourite crayon is blue.

 

[adolf hamster]

he works in pc world

a missed opportunity then

 

[FortuitousFluke]

you either are, or would get along with, our purchasing department then

do you also go on holiday without setting out of office replies?

Thank you for replying to this message, I am currently on annual leave. If your query is urgent, that's incredibly unfortunate. Please be assured that on my return in 3 weeks time, I shall endeavour to fail to respond to you.

 

[Reality|Bites]

Alexa? is that you?

 

[NathG79]

I bring water in.
I take dirty water out.
Oh, and I keep you warm.

 

[cu3ed]

I bring water in.
I take dirty water out.
Oh, and I keep you warm.

You're a kidney?

 

[timebomb26]

I persuade people to part with exorbitant amounts of money to come to a foreign country and ignore the majority of it's culture.

 

[Efour]

I persuade people to part with exorbitant amounts of money to come to a foreign country and ignore the majority of it's culture.

US marine corps?

 

[Haze]

Fill small rooms up with eggs

 

[Name]

I basically do a metaphorical poo and then the jannie cleans it up for free, they always do it for free.

 

[Resident]

I sit on my backside all day, turn a wheel and push one of two pedals. Sometimes I get to play the game of 'which peasant stinks?'

 

[RDM]

I simultaneously brainwash kids to be left wing communist revolutionaries whilst at the same time being a puppet of the right wing state indoctrinating kids to be pliant workers.

 

[shadow_boxer]

Fix people who always think they know more than me.

 

[Arsonist]

I try to explain to people who've paid good money, how we're destroying ecosystems and the world and that we need to change.

 

[AndyT]

I draw pictures and do sums about things which would clean up the mess that we might make by igniting a star in a tin can.

 

[krooton]

Normalised Big Brother to convince people that Costa Concordia is indeed a rare occurrence.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

I simultaneously brainwash kids to be left wing communist revolutionaries whilst at the same time being a puppet of the right wing state indoctrinating kids to be pliant workers.

Ah, you're fully paid up NUT then.