Badly explain what you do for a living.

[ODuffer]

Squander electrons on wee stuff.

 

[Jokester]

I modify things to make them more efficient at destroying the planet

 

[PlacidCasual]

I keep the things working that make nearly everything else work.

 

[Bluecube]

I allow people to be visible through clear wall partitions

 

[Luke]

I interfere with natural selection.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Patients moan and I deal with it.




Good thread

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

@godinman

I install Chinese government sponsored spy hardware in cow sheds.

I watch cows.

I think we work in the same field. Or shed. LOL.

 

[Andythe Random]

I translate between the people who need code and people who write code.

 

[Slam62]

I work so hard 12 hours a day 7 days a week blimey its tough.

I never new retirement was so tiring.

 

[peterwalkley]

I translate between the people who need code and people who write code.

Username checks out (code monkey here )

 

[Jenz]

I build Computer Systems for people around the world but not for Currys/PC World.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Have lots of meetings and push buttons...

 

[Quinnaay]

I melt unwanted shiny stuff and fix things.

 

[jigger]

I engineer time.

 

[Scougar]

I write things that may eventually lead to me no longer being needed.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

I write things that may eventually lead to me no longer being needed.

You need to stop that and start writing things that will keep you employed for as long as you wish.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

I do my best to stop 5 hectares of France from falling apart.

 

[Dis86]

I do my best to stop 5 hectares of France from falling apart.

Let it go, let it gooooo

 

[mattx2]

Charge lots of money to tell companies stuff they probably already know but with pictures

 

[DJ85]

I screw pipe together and throw it down a hole