Badly explain what you do for a living.

[builder22]

I help people that ask their pets to do random tasks

 

[skyripper]

I tell the English speaking world what the French are banging on about

This is amazing. Genuine LOL

 

[glenimp617]

I sit in front of a computer surrounded by absolute incompetent robotic morons, who thought they'd get a job in this sector because it would be easy and well paid, only to spend all their time telling me why something can't be done, only for me to then tell them how it can be done.

 

[Deleted User 298457]

I sit in front of a computer surrounded by absolute incompetent robotic morons, who thought they'd get a job in this sector because it would be easy and well paid, only to spend all their time telling me why something can't be done, only for me to then tell them how it can be done.

username checks out

 

[MikeTimbers]

I charge companies a lot of money to tell them what to do that they already know they should do but won't until someone very expensive tells them so that they can claim it was someone else's idea who was very expensive.

 

[dl8860]

I charge companies a lot of money to tell them what to do that they already know they should do but won't until someone very expensive tells them so that they can claim it was someone else's idea who was very expensive.

Big 4 consulting?

 

[Ahleckz]

I sell cars to people who sell cars so they can dodge tax.

 

[Deleted User 298457]

Big 4 consulting?

Big 4 are accountancy firms, it doesn't really translate to consulting firms as there are much more than 4, and it is a different list (inclusive of the Big 4's consultancy arms).

 

[GreatAuk]

I write stories about people getting killed at work

 

[watercooledman]

i sell bath water

 

[almoststew1990]

I count cars and draw roads so that real engineers can tell me everything is unfeasible!

 

[Scotspaul]

I help make PCB's designed by people that don't understand how to make PCB's that every other fabricator would decline to quote on

 

[Greboth]

I tell people to delete documents and give them documents that confirm their own name.

 

[gitbags]

I repair machines that people insert money into in exchange for a good time.

 

[kai]

I demonstrate to CIO's and CTO's that humans are stupid.

 

[Rids]

I tell people to delete documents and give them documents that confirm their own name.

Passport office / DVLA?

 

[Karl]

I guess how long something will take, and then take a longer or shorter time to do it.

 

[Greboth]

Passport office / DVLA?

Good guess but no. My work is around data protection and retention; More often than not telling people they can’t keep documents for as long as they want. With a small crossover in to Subject Access Requests (SAR’s).

 

[Derek W]

I look at erections every day.

 

[Ayahuasca]

I write stories about people getting killed at work

Go on then, give us your best one?