Badly explain what you do for a living.

I send people to board vessels on behalf of Her Majesty.

My missus used to push ships over, then she got promoted and hit them with a hammer. Then she got promoted again and now she tells people how to do this effectively.
 
I sit here all day waiting for the phone to ring and when it does, I get people off the line as quickly as I can so that other people can ring and I can get them off as quickly as possible.
 
I sit in an office or should I say used to but now work from home. I used to travel a lot securing contracts etc with clients from all over the world.
Basically I charge them a shedload of money to do things for them but in reality all I do is tell others what they need to do. And I get paid for it handsomely and give the leftovers to the people I tell what to do.
 
Every 2 weeks I fill out a time sheet and I need to book just the right amount of time over enough codes to go unnoticed :cool:
 
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