Bartender at Wetherspoons

The Dread Pirate · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:52

Not happy with the OP's use of Bartender to describe a Barmaid!

MB101 · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:52

Skidder said:
I am surprised you didn't already know your own mother's number

Was his sister.

cu3ed · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:53

MB101 said:
Write your number on a 5/10 quid note and use that as the tip...

Implying she's a "ten dallah" hooker isn't the way to go.

anything I don't mind · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:55

The Dread Pirate said:
Not happy with the OP's use of Bartender to describe a Barmaid!

Serious? I even goggled it and came across a yahoo answers that said that bartender was the correct term as barmaid was dated. :rolleyes:

lol i was going to use "bar lady", how about the girl behind the bar at whetherspoon who makes drinks and takes orders.

Mynight · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:55

I prefer "drink slinger". Gender neutral.

Skidder · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:56

The Dread Pirate said:
Not happy with the OP's use of Bartender to describe a Barmaid!

pretty right on for an anti-feminist

GiraffePencils · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:57

Are they not just wenches?

MooMoo444 · 17 Jul 2014 at 15:59

MB101 said:
Was his sister.

Maybe both? The plot thickens..

Theophany · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:02

Just know this is going to be another ASDA checkout girl thread.

Tunney · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:11

Theophany said:
Just know this is going to be another ASDA checkout girl thread.

OP will fail to deliver?

Unicorn · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:12

OP Don't disappoint us, Uv had some good advice mate just go for it whats the worst she can say? No? Oh well keep serving me wench it is your job

I was after one from mine ages ago got her name, number and have her on fb, one date and decided i hated her :') Just cos shes nice at work were she has to be it means nothing

PiKe · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:15

Ask her if she likes hot coffee, its a great ice breaker.

MB101 · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:20

cu3ed said:
Implying she's a "ten dallah" hooker isn't the way to go.

She works in a bar, that's a fortune to her

I kid.

Well, as I see it he's never giving her a tip (tight wad) so a reasonable icebreaker would be his number on a tip.

Theophany · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:21

Tunney said:
OP will fail to deliver?

If he succeeds they will have a blissfully happy relationship and he won't look back on this place. If he fails, he'll never come back for fear of the shame.

I can see what's happening
and they don't have a clue
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line:
our trio's down to two!
Ze sweet caress of twilight
There's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere,
disaster's in the air!

davido_labido · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:22

shes a till jockey?

arknor · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:33

shop staff are nearly always overly friendly so she's probably the same with everyone

Fenris · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:34

anything I don't mind said:
I am not sure if i should ask her out for coffee,

This isn't an American sitcom, take her for dinner and a movie.

MB101 · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:35

Why a movie? You sit in silence.

Better off doing something where you can interact.

LOAM · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:37

MB101 said:
Why a movie? You sit in silence.

You do that when you're married so why not start it out like that, get used to it?

cheesyboy · 17 Jul 2014 at 16:38

MB101 said:
Why a movie? You sit in silence.

Better off doing something where you can interact.

Yeah, ask her if she wants to go pay some homeless guys to fight. Classic ice-breaker, that.