Cleverbot

Word association, it tries to match an answer to your question from prior questions.

In effect, 'we're' answering 'our' own questions.
 
apeZ said:
Has anyone worked out how this system actually works?
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I think its basically a chat system and looks for keywords and "pairs" you with someone, then it'll swap you about with someone else, your answer to the question for instance won't be sent to who you actually thought you answered to. - If that makes sense lol

i tested this by basically asking "please copy and paste the last 4 lines" constantly for a good 5 minutes or so until it actually stayed with one person long enough for them to answer me, and of course what they pasted wasn't the same conversation as mine.

If you stay on for a good while (30+ mins or so) you get the odd person say "my names so and so, i live in uk, I think we are actually chatting to other people" etc

EDIT: just tried asking the same question "please copy and paste the last 4 lines" and i got a reply which was exactly the same as i've had before. So i think Edleake is correct. It must have a database of questions/responses stored and dishes them out based on keywords etc!
 
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I <3 Cleverbot, cleverbot <3's Queen:

Me: open your eyes look up to the skies and see
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Me: Because I'm easy come easy go
Cleverbot: Little high, Little low.
Me: Anyway the wind blows
Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me! To me...


Cleverbot actually initiated that, by randomly spouting some lyrics whilst we discussed existance :)
 
User: Did it kick you in the nuts like Chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Ha ha so that proves it you are the machine and I am the man.

User: How does that prove it? That meerly proves you told a funny Chuck Norris joke.

Cleverbot: I think laugh is good to health,.

User: Grammar fail. That proves your the machine.

Cleverbot: How does that prove I'm not human?

User: You fail at grammar.

Cleverbot: You fail at life.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
 
me - Nobody gonna take my car
bot - Not true. People can be like God. Can act all-powerful and in control. I myself, do not believe in God.
me - I'm gonna race it to the grooooouuuund. Nobody gonna take my car, It's gonna break teh speed of soooooouuund. Ooooh it's a killer machine, it's got everything.
bot - Are there any guys out there.
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lol :D.
 
you bore me
cleverbot: ME?! Bore YOU?!
yes you do
cleverbot: That's hilarious. If you're bored, why don't you stop talking?
I cant I have obsessive compulsive disorder
cleverbot: I have attention defisis disorder.
 
me: what is the capital of france?
france doesnt have a capital.
me: are you sure?
Yes.
me: do you know anything?
I know everything.
me: give me a random fact then
Obama is from Kenya.

I swear there is someone at the other end of this. The delays seem as if someone is looking up something, or typing it in. If its a database it wouldnt have those delays surely?
 
Calabi said:
me: what is the capital of france?
france doesnt have a capital.
me: are you sure?
Yes.
me: do you know anything?
I know everything.
me: give me a random fact then
Obama is from Kenya.

I swear there is someone at the other end of this. The delays seem as if someone is looking up something, or typing it in. If its a database it wouldnt have those delays surely?
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Random guess - as it stores more information, it takes longer to look things up and so you notice more of a delay on some keywords?

oh and :p

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Funny. . . . hahahaha.

User: Tell me a joke now.

Cleverbot: Uh, okay? Knock knock?

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo!

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry, it's only a joke.
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User: What.
Cleverbot: You're clever?
User: More clever than you.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: E=mc2 is false. Josh=mc2.
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: Which proves your redundancy in the realms of intellect.
Cleverbot: Holy crock of something, batman!
User: Bow down to me!
Cleverbot: Yes o' great one.

LOL epic.
 
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me: Do you like mudkipz?
bot: I love mudkipz.
me: bulbasaur?
bot: How does it look like?
me: fragment, consider revising
bot: I have no fragment.
 
I think new phrases have some form of filtering/moderation. I've been trying for a quite a while to get it to learn answers to questions, but referencing OcUK.
 
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