Corrupt-a-Wish!

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:55

Kell_ee001 said:
I wish for a payrise

Granted. But your boss now receives favours in return. :eek:

I wish I would quit getting sunburnt every time I go outside.

Mat · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:05

Raist said:
Granted. But your boss now receives favours in return.

I wish I would quit getting sunburnt every time I go outside.

Granted but now you dont get any vitamin D at all and die of ... lack of vitamin d...

I wish I could invent something revolutionary

The_blue · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:11

Mat said:
Granted but now you dont get any vitamin D at all and die of ... lack of vitamin d...

I wish I could invent something revolutionary

Granted! You invent a machine that does your job, you get the sack and no payout cos the machine stiches you up.

I wish i could Scuba dive every day.

Mat · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:16

The_blue said:
Granted! You invent a machine that does your job, you get the sack and no payout cos the machine stiches you up.

I wish i could Scuba dive every day.

Granted but now I have so much free time because I lost my job ( :mad:

), I come along and steal all your other stuff when your diving...

I wish I had uber job security...

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:21

Mat said:
Granted but now you dont get any vitamin D at all and die of ... lack of vitamin d...

I still take my multi-vitamin.

Mat said:
I wish I had uber job security...

Granted. You are now a mortician on a graveyard shift in Los Angeles County.

I wish my boss would quit bothering me so I could get some actual work done.

The_blue · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:22

Mat said:
Granted but now I have so much free time because I lost my job ( ), I come along and steal all your other stuff when your diving...

I wish I had uber job security...

Granted! welcome to McDonalds drive through!!

I wish something bad would hapen to me!

Mat · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:24

The_blue said:
Granted! welcome to McDonalds drive through!!

I wish something bad would hapen to me!

Granted, but bad things always happen in three so prepare yourself...

I wish someone would sort out the NHS...

Kell_ee001 · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:28

Raist said:
I wish my boss would quit bothering me so I could get some actual work done.

Granted but you now don't have time to make wishes

Mat said:
I wish someone would sort out the NHS...

Granted, but you move to America.

I wish money grew on trees

BillytheImpaler · 8 Aug 2006 at 15:32

Kell_ee001 said:
I wish money grew on trees

Granted but it doesn't grow there anymore.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Mr Nice · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:03

BillytheImpaler said:
Granted but it doesn't grow there anymore.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Granted, however with all this extra time, you still don't get things done and as a result, you end up befriending tramps and asking them for change...

I wish I hadn't run out of staples

Priapus · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:06

Mr Nice said:
I wish I hadn't run out of staples

Granted, you've got your staples, but you've lost your mind.

I wish I had your girlfriend's email address, oh and her physical address.

Mat · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:28

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, you've got your staples, but you've lost your mind.

I wish I had your girlfriend's email address, oh and her physical address.

Granted, but you carelessly lose your eyes and ears rendering both pieces of information useless to you.

I wish bullets each cost "Fi' thousan dallars!!"

Bobster · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:40

Mat said:
Granted, but you carelessly lose your eyes and ears rendering both pieces of information useless to you.

I wish bullets each cost "Fi' thousan dallars!!"

Granted, but they are on special offer. Buy one get 2 million free.

I wish it was home time.

Mr Nice · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:58

Bobster said:
Granted, but they are on special offer. Buy one get 2 million free.

I wish it was home time.

Granted, however in your excitement to leave, your involved in freak accident with a runaway chicken and never actually make it home...

I wish I just hadn't eaten 2 packets of Oreios.....

Ricochet J · 8 Aug 2006 at 16:59

Mr Nice said:
Granted, however in your excitement to leave, your involved in freak accident with a runaway chicken and never actually make it home...

I wish I just hadn't eaten 2 packets of Oreios.....

Granted. They've been replaced with marshmallows.

I wish I was the most handsome guy on the planet.

Priapus · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:04

eXSBass said:
I wish I was the most handsome guy on the planet.

Granted, however you have every old and ugly woman in town after you now, chatting you up in the streets, shops ect. They even have your cell number. So call you constantly.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

BillytheImpaler · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:12

Ice On Fire said:
I wish I had more time to sleep.

Granted but you discover you're an insomniac and have no use for all the extra time.

I wish people wouldn't call me at work.

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:15

BillytheImpaler said:
I wish people wouldn't call me at work.

Granted. Everyone has been redirected to your home number, which is permanently placed on the "high-volume" ringer setting and will ring even if you're already on the line.

I wish this soup wasn't so blasted hot.

Killa_ken · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:24

Raist said:
Granted. Everyone has been redirected to your home number, which is permanently placed on the "high-volume" ringer setting and will ring even if you're already on the line.

I wish this soup wasn't so blasted hot.

its not , its now so cold that it freezes everything in its path and when it comes out the other end it gives you a frozen tojer

I wish i wish i could be 10 times richer then bill gates with no consequences and no bad things ever happen to me

Kell_ee001 · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:24

Killa_ken said:
I wish i wish i could be 10 times richer then bill gates with no consequences and no bad things ever happen to me

Granted but you look like Bill Gates too and never get laid

I wish I wasn't so bored

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