You in a nutshell.
There's way, way too much you write that's been clearly explained and written already and you're confused as to why you're getting infractions?
Maybe, just a thought here but maybe stop for a second and look inside and see that it could be you not paying proper attention to the facts at hand and have lashed out in a manner that
doesn't look like you're joking .
You didn't even use proper forum ettiquette and use a smiley, or say you're joking or having a laugh beforehand.
My only tip is think before you speak or type in this case and put yourself in your respondees shoes, I can't tell every and all emotion through text when it's not explained.
Again, before you reply go make sure it hasn't already been covered before you make yourself look even worse when I can make simple quotes like the above to show you haven't been paying any attention and use the most easiest go to response.
I've already asked they suspend me for a week because I know I can't stop myself responding
I dunno, maybe they're enjoying this...maybe you'll join me.