Do legitimate escort services exist?

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dirtydog said:
He said "Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though" so how would you suggest she FIXES UP and LOOKS SHARP and SWEET?
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i've just had a comedy vision


what if the OP's gf is moonlighting as an escort? she turns up as his date for the evening oooh comedy value moment and a lot of explaining to do ;)


and we need pics of the escort afterwards along with a FULL account of the evening including any comedy caught out moments
 
dirtydog said:
He said "Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though" so how would you suggest she FIXES UP and LOOKS SHARP and SWEET?
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I believe everyone has a beauty in them (ask a photographer/beautician)....it just needs finding. If DF can post pics of her then this will be sorted once and for all. :)
 
ElRazur said:
I believe everyone has a beauty in them (ask a photographer/beautician)....it just needs finding. If DF can post pics of her then this will be sorted once and for all. :)
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He's already said she looks so bad that he's ashamed to be seen with her...
 
Skunkworks said:
Money, power, status, good looks. If you have none of those, your chance of pulling a stunning woman and very slim. FACT!
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I get by with having self confidence by the tonne and a big willy.

To the OP - you appear to be a spineless, callow and pathetic shell of a man.

Good luck.

*n
 
take your real GF

rent a nice supercar or arrive in a helicopter or something equally crazy

have a good time !

why care what they think if your having fun
 
My moral side, and probably my smarter side wants to say stop pretending to have a life and get one. Dont have a pretend date, do whatever it takes to get a real one that you can be proud of, youll be much happier. If this means it takes months or even years to improve your life to that point, then do it, theres no point in living a dream, surely it would be better to actually live it?

My other side thinks its a great idea and id love to know more, i know what its like at the age of 20 to wanna impress people above my means, its my biggest flaw imo. However i cant help how i am, so....

Also, this thread is probably a wind up, :p
 
This must be a joke right? To be honest who cares what random people think of you.. If you want to make these people jealous, just show how well you and your gf work together (or don't if you want to take a prettier version :p ). Hiring an escort could easily just make things worse, if they find out your going to be a laughing-stock.
 
Is that a pic of the girlfriend in the sig. on the far right of the OP's thread?

Anyway:
1) What goes around comes around.
2) Should have thought about a high school reunion before you pulled a minger.

But to make the most of a bad situation:..

1) Get her a face transplant from some pioneering french surgeons


If she has got a great personality, that will shine through than this stunt that will only bring hell and damnation to you..
 
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