Favourite Red Dwarf scene?
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Quarantine - rocking episode. Rimmer in red and white check gingham dress, pig-tails and army boots.
"...what should we do with them???"
/mr flibble whispers to Rimmer
"We can't possibly do that...who would clean up the mess!!!???"
"...what should we do with them???"
/mr flibble whispers to Rimmer
"We can't possibly do that...who would clean up the mess!!!???"
Cat: Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.
Cat: Good point; well made
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.
Cat: Good point; well made
Kryten to Rimmer:
"Has anyone ever told you that you a digusting puss filled bubo, who has all the wit, charm and self possession of an alsation dog after a head swab operation"
Polymorph, amazing episode
"You've just had my mum?"
"Has anyone ever told you that you a digusting puss filled bubo, who has all the wit, charm and self possession of an alsation dog after a head swab operation"
Polymorph, amazing episode
"You've just had my mum?"
Most of my faves have been mentioned already, but I love this one:
Kryten: Well Space Corp directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation a hologramatic crew member must lay down his life so that living crew members may live.
Rimmer: Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal *******".
Not seen some of these for ages, I feel a Red Dwarfathon coming on.
The White Hole scene was hilarious.
Kryten: Well Space Corp directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation a hologramatic crew member must lay down his life so that living crew members may live.
Rimmer: Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal *******".
Not seen some of these for ages, I feel a Red Dwarfathon coming on.
The White Hole scene was hilarious.
There are two box sets called "just the shows" (four series each) - no extras of course, but they are a bargain
There are two box sets called "just the shows" (four series each) - no extras of course, but they are a bargain
But you miss out on the excellent extras - you can get the multi disk series sets for £7 per series.
Then you've got the Bodysnatcher collection - the Remastered Series 1, 2 and 3....
Simon/~Flibster
The one were Lister has passed out and Rimmer is trying to get the Cat to come help, and each time he goes to get up and then just sits back down again.
Theres so many great moments though, makes me want to watch the entire thing again.
Theres so many great moments though, makes me want to watch the entire thing again.
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That's great, but...Couldn't pick one really, although I think all the ones with Ace in are great
Makes me smile every time.
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Kryten Listen, can anyone hear anything?
Lister No
Kryten Preciscely, no one can hear anything. And you you know why we cant hear anything?
Rimmer No
Kryten Because there a noooo sounds to hearrrrrr.