Food Hell

TURNIP Cauliflower Broccolli and Sprouts evil things . There not even food there just plants that need sending to another galaxy, food is supposed to taste appealing yet these grotesque things taste like cardigans that have been sat on a washing line since 1066.
 
Sprouts - squidgy sick.
Cucumber/Celery - tastes like wee.
Edit. Jellied eels
I do love marmite though - call me crazy
 
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Some of the chippy fish I can manage actually. Only because it doesn’t taste like fish and is deep fried.
Phew, I was getting a bit concerned.

Not the biggest fish fan myself but some I absolutely love love. Smoked mackerel for one. Similarly, must be the 'fishyness' I don't like either though as regular mackerel I can happily leave.
 
I like pickles…i love gherkins. I even like century eggs, i just don’t like pickled eggs.

And lychees are great! What’s wrong with it? There is another similar fruit with a yellow outer shell, more rounded, no idea of the name in English but literal translation is Dragon’s eye. I love that too.

I quite like rambutan which look the same but don't taste terrible!

Never tried a century egg... you only live once I suppose!
 
Thanks I'll give it a go !
That's assuming you like brie/camembert - it's basically a camembert/gorgonzola mix, has the creaminess of camembert, with a gentle blue flavour, but none of that sharp "bite" you get from harder blue cheeses such as stilton. St Augur is another more "gentle" blue, it's a quite a bit stronger in flavour than cambozola, but still without the bite.
 
I quite like rambutan which look the same but don't taste terrible!

Never tried a century egg... you only live once I suppose!

tip..Century egg should not be eating alone, in large quantities, like you don't with marmite. When someone who doesn't know it, wants to try it and they put an entire tea spoon of it into their mouth, as opposed to spread thin on toast, with butter.

Century egg is usually served at breakfast, with a bowl of congee, and you might get just half an egg with a whole bowl, along with other toppings like peanuts and spring onions and a stick of fried savoury doughnut call yàuh jag wái (油炸鬼), translate to "oil fried devil". The yellow stuff in this photo, but it's cut up, bottom right photo has a full stick.

Much like this.

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Mashed potato for some reason, makes me retch..
I can eat chips, fries, roast spuds, baked spuds but yet if it's mashed it suddenly becomes the devils jizz

Whilst i don't dislike it that much, i'm incredibly indifferent to it and it's the worst kind of potato. Even behind boring boiled potatoes! No-one else can understand why i'm so against it. Similar with baked beans. Just completely meh



For me, it's either mushrooms or cauliflower. I can eat some mushrooms, but it's generally the texture i'm against. Then the god awful smell.
 
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Tripe, Kidney and Liver, just the smell of them being cooked is enough to make me retch and the textures disgusting stuff.
 
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