Song and dance, says the man with more than double the posts in this thread than the second highest poster. You just took it too literally when someone said no profit is made on the forecourt when you made your irrelevant X oil company makes X million pounds per hour comment. No one is suggesting that not a single penny is made but whatever the profit is, it accounts for a small amount of the overall profit. Come on Biohazard, I'm an idiot with a crappy wee car and I can understand this, why can't you without getting in a hump about it?