Caporegime
Q : What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A : A polar bear.
___
"My grandfather lived till he was 96. He lived a long, full, happy life. If I had to pick the way I'd want to go, I'd like to end up how my grandfather died: he just sat down in a chair, leaned back, closed his eyes, and went to sleep.
Mind you, his dentist **** himself."
___
Q : How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A : AIDS
___
Q : What's the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a Hyundai?
A : Princess Di wouldn't be seen dead in a Hyundai.
___
Q : If Stephen Hawking won a medal for his mind, what did he win for his muscles?
A : Atrophy
___
I was sobbing tears of disgust as I typed these
A : A polar bear.
___
"My grandfather lived till he was 96. He lived a long, full, happy life. If I had to pick the way I'd want to go, I'd like to end up how my grandfather died: he just sat down in a chair, leaned back, closed his eyes, and went to sleep.
Mind you, his dentist **** himself."
___
Q : How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A : AIDS
___
Q : What's the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a Hyundai?
A : Princess Di wouldn't be seen dead in a Hyundai.
___
Q : If Stephen Hawking won a medal for his mind, what did he win for his muscles?
A : Atrophy
___
I was sobbing tears of disgust as I typed these